(Gur-kun): A noun that means nothing but means absolutely everything at the same time. The word means different things depending on the tonality of the person saying it. Most commonly used as an expression of affirmation, it also is used in awkward situations to change the subject or break the ice. Rise of the word among Generation Y came about due to it's idiosyncratic sounding nature.
Reporter: Mr. President how will you go about coming to a mutual agreement to lift the debt ceiling before a catastrophic default which could lead worldwide financial markets to crash and plunge the economy into recession.
President: Girkan
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Daughter: Mum I think I'm late this month!!!
Mom: Girkan!
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Peter: Man I got all these bills to pay, mortgage and my girlfriend just dumped my ass.
Steve: Girkan!
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Sam: I fucken hate asian drivers, do they buy their licenses?
Xiao Ying: Girkan!
President: Girkan
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Daughter: Mum I think I'm late this month!!!
Mom: Girkan!
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Peter: Man I got all these bills to pay, mortgage and my girlfriend just dumped my ass.
Steve: Girkan!
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Sam: I fucken hate asian drivers, do they buy their licenses?
Xiao Ying: Girkan!
by Trog87 August 4, 2011
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I have seen that creepy unemployed girker standing on the corner with a cigarette every time I drive by.
by natedogg August 8, 2003
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Verb - Girking is the action of speeding up in your car usually to around 40 to 45 MPH, and then slamming on your brakes to make a noise that sounds like GIIIRRRRRK, leaving tire marks and a cloud of smoke in your path.
There are many types of girking. You can girk in front of somebodies house, you can girk before/ after a speedbump, or you can even girk right next to people walking on the sidewalk.
Verb - Girking is the action of speeding up in your car usually to around 40 to 45 MPH, and then slamming on your brakes to make a noise that sounds like GIIIRRRRRK, leaving tire marks and a cloud of smoke in your path.
There are many types of girking. You can girk in front of somebodies house, you can girk before/ after a speedbump, or you can even girk right next to people walking on the sidewalk.
Dude 1: Yo bro you wanna go see a movie later?
Dude 2: Nah man I can't. I'm getting new tires because my old ones were so worn down from girking so much.
Dude 1: Damn man, you wanna go girk once you get your new tires on?
Dude 2: Hell yeah! Girking is the shit!
Dude 2: Nah man I can't. I'm getting new tires because my old ones were so worn down from girking so much.
Dude 1: Damn man, you wanna go girk once you get your new tires on?
Dude 2: Hell yeah! Girking is the shit!
by thelimpestdick November 30, 2019
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Did you see that GIRKY over there?!? She’s SO cool. -girly
Yeah I wish we could be as cool as those girkys -another boring girly
Yeah I wish we could be as cool as those girkys -another boring girly
by girkygirk69 April 13, 2022
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