Gilded Geyser

Much like an Angry Dragon, but with urine instead of semen, the partner's nostrils erupt in an Old Faithfulesque spewing of urine out of their nose. Perfect for nose hair removal and works like a charm to relieve any cold or sickness, you should probably try giving your SO one today!

Cascading urine pours from the heavens of his nostrils, Tyrese had never seen anything so breathtakingly beautiful as his lovely mate gave him a precious gilded geyser of love from her vaginal blast.

by Sneed d'Elaine November 6, 2020

The Gilded Age

The name that associated with America in the late 1800s referring to the extravagant wealth and the terrible poverty that lay underneath. In other words, America is not the same in reality (on the inside) than what it looks on the outside.

Looks like a good life is ahead---Not what was expected (The Gilded Age)

by CLOURPOP November 29, 2013

gilded hoochie

First represented as the character New New/Erin in the movie "ATL", a gilded hoochie is a rich girl that acts "street" on the outside, but she is in fact a spoiled little rich girl.

Raquel: Hey, you see Shaneequa last night?
Paprika: Yeah. That bitch ain't street, she some gilded hoochie. Her name ain't even Shaneequa! It's "Elizabeth!"

by William S. Crowley XVI August 12, 2006

Gilders gold

Taking a shit so large, it folds forwards and lick punches ones balls on the way down.

"Uncle Sam was dropping a bomb so special, he thought he' found gilders gold"

by munk i spose October 11, 2015

Nikita Gilheaney

She is one of my bestest friends who has always been by my side since primary. She has given me everything that a friend could give and I couldn’t be prouder to be one of her friends.she is also the most talented artist that I’ve known my whole life. Love you Nikita

Nikita Gilheaney is the best
She can’t make you upset in anyway

by Puffy123 June 24, 2019

Gildenstar

A very sexy, intelligent, fiercely passionate, and extroverted woman.

Entering into the room like a Gildenstar, Laura made her way to the bar with many eyes staring at her.

by Guy November 28, 2004

Gilded Gopher

A Gilded Gopher is when you defecate in an inappropriate manner, much like an upperdecker or sidecar, but you cover up the turd with spray-paint. The next unsuspecting user of the tub or toilet won't see the Gilded Gopher, because it's color matches the toilet or tub that it has been laid in.

That Gilded Gopher wasn't discovered until he filled the tub with bathwater, and by that time the whole room smelled like shit.

by The Turd Doctor August 25, 2010