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gigantigraph

A "paragraph," usually written by some troll, that doesn't have any line breaks, so that it's annoyingly impossible to read. It's usually very long (like 5+ normal paragraphs worth). (Example is a tiny fraction of what a gigantigraph really consists of).
So, like I was going to the mall the other day to meet this chick and she had this really froopy friend. I really dug the friend. She was all like cool. And I was all like cool. And we hooked up. Yesterday, my dog died, and I was really sad. All that coolness was dead. I went to work and drooled over the fries, but no one noticed, so I gave them to some jock with bad steroidacne, and he thought it was sauce. Special sauce. Hah. That reminds me of when I was ten and I did a cartwheel off a building and landed on my face and I was bleeding everywhere and my brother was like Are you okay? And I was like Go get mom. And he was like Are you okay? And I was like Go get mom. I was losing a lot of my special sauce, and by that I mean blood. It was so bloody man, you should have seen it, but you would probably have vomited or something, so maybe you shouldn't have seen it, but my teeth got knocked out and I broke my wrists, but it didn't hurt. Hey, your mom is such a milf!

In a sentence: "Edit - I fixed your gigantigraph. -mod"
Another: "Could someone please make the troll do some line breaks? My eyes are bleeding from his gigantigraphs!"
by GoyaAdobo February 19, 2008
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gigantuan

Incredibly large; large beyond comprehension. Nothing can be larger than something that is gigantuan.

A mixture of gigantic and gargantuan.
If I could give you an example of something that is gigantuan it would be comprehensible, and thus not gigantuan.
by ozmodiar August 24, 2004
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Gigantically small

An ironic and often insulting way to describe something that you expect to be large but is in fact incredibly small. Can be used when you start saying gigantic and change mid sentence.
Girl: Wow that football player is gigantic-ally small.
Girl: Oh god your cock is so big! It is (has a look) gigantically small... Get away from me you loser.
Canteen lady: That soup ladel is gigantically small, wow it is so small isn't it?
by blissyu2 November 18, 2010
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gigantic hands

Somebody with gigantic hands that are bigger than anything in sight.
oh my god! lewis man you have gigantic hands!!
by the.penguin October 11, 2006
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gigacringe

David Pakman is gigacringe
by DPakman July 21, 2021
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Gigantium

A center around which other things revolve or take information from, to be a Gigantium of social knowledge, for example, dictates a being who witholds such vast quantities of social information and goings on, that others turn to them for gossip and advice.
person 1: "OMG! Did you hear about Emily and Matt?!!"

person 2: "I'm not sure if that's true....maybe you should ask Tom what happened?"

person 3: "Ah yeah... he is such a gigantium of knowledge. Tom knows what's happening with EVERYBODY!"
by Igwig January 18, 2011
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gigantoid

Massively large, obnoxiously big, obscenely apparent
That bitch was gigantoid.
That blows a gigantoid pee pee.
That boiler on my chin is fucking gigantoid. (In reference to a zit)
by Hybridrocknroll May 24, 2005
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