monthly gift

Period, menstruation, that time-of-the-month, having the painters in, call it what you will it still sucks.

Go swimming!!! Boy, you crazy, I've got my monthly gift at the moment..

by a,men April 1, 2009

re-gift

verb. To repackage or rewrap a gift one receives and give it to someone else.

Elaine gave Tim a label-maker for Christmas -- and he re-gifted it to Jerry!

by Electric Santa Claus October 17, 2003

The Belgian Gift

The rumor that Belgians are extremely well endowed. Largely attributed to the intake of steak, mussels, fries, waffles, and of course beer. The average size for a male's penis worldwide is approximately 5.5in whereas the average size of a belgian male is approximately 6.4in.

See also the unfortunate Irish Curse.

Girl 1: "I hear Jacques has the Belgian Gift."
Girl 2: "Yea I know, I hear its over 10in long!"

by Joos V. August 10, 2006

farting gift

The act of someone farting immediately before leaving a room; leaving that special something to be remembered by.

Person 1: That party was the worst.
Person 2: Don't worry, I made sure to thank them with a farting gift.

by honkhonkin May 23, 2009

Gift of gab

Gift of gab: 1.One who possesses a power over words.

2. When he/she speaks, that person has the power to influence a person's perspective and or get them to do as they wish.

Martin Luther King, rallied a million people of all races, during a time of great segregation and oppression, he truly had the gift of gab!

by Da king Bles April 12, 2019

Giften

a boy who is very caring understandable supportive loyal trustworthy dependant and is well with socializing he is an amazing person to have around . people usually get him misunderstood because he usually acts out for attention and and follows the wrong crowd from time to time but now he is learning from past experiences and mistakes and its making him a better human to this world . he isn't like everybody AT ALL and when he try's to tell people that they don't think nothing of it and just think he just talking out the flap like everyone else but yea if you want to more about him just ask him . by the way he said whoever is reading this i love you .

Giften Loves You

by Your Lord & Savior April 21, 2023

backhanded gift

When you purchase someone a gift that benefits you more than them.

Jim: What did you get Molly for Christmas?
Dave: Celtics tickets!
Jim: Nice! Wait, does she like basketball?
Dave: I dunno, but I do! And it’ll be a “romantic” night out.
Jim: backhanded gift, nice dude.

by bitchpleeeeeease December 26, 2011