Ghost Dicked

When you have intercourse with a female and she claims no such event occurred.

I had sex with this totally hot chick but she's denying it to her friends. I GOT GHOST DICKED!

by Unfortunate Ghostdicky April 24, 2012

ghost dicking

you dicking over dick .

bitch Makayla, you ghost dicking hoe !

by Jacksonville dick sucker 12 August 3, 2016

Ghost dicked

When you just sucked your mans dick and he came in your mouth. Then you share a drink or share a friends fork/spoon

Mark: Here wanna try some of my food.

Me: Sorry Mark I just ghost dicked you.

Mark: You sucked dick didn’t you ?

by MsMiraya February 16, 2018

Ghost dicked

When you jump off something and land on your feet but the shockwave goes right up ya asshole

Oh shit son! Feels like I just got ghost dicked!

by Spider butthole August 26, 2016

Ghost Dicking

The act of mentally twisting af persons mind, aka fucking it

"I totally ghost dicking that girl bro"

by Ghostmind5 May 31, 2019

Ghostdicked

To be sodomized by a paranormal entity no longer living or not of this earth to begin with.

Hey those crazy guys on those ghost hunting shows are gonna get ghostdicked if they keep fucking around with those ghosts, know what i'm sayin?

by huggiebear February 4, 2010

GhostDuck

When you fart with such force, the sheer wind power creates a vibrating effect between your buttcheeks. The resulting noise is a “Quuuaaaack!” Since there obviously isn’t a physical duck next to you, and humans cannot quack with such accuracy, the only logical explanation is that GhostDuck is around, haunting you with his cryptic cries.

You hear that anguished quack? Nah, wasn’t me farting...it must’ve been GhostDuck. Quacks and vanishes.

by LeAnimalia October 30, 2017