Goopitis

A term primarily referring to Gwyneth Paltrow and her website Goop that primarily spreads scientific misinformation. It is primarily used as a word similar in context to bullshit but in a lower overall aspiration as to utilize the spread of "natural science" as a means to make an extra dollar from a gullible consumer. Basically using the internet to spread miss-information in order to be a Shyster.

I have Jenny has started a website to promote selling $120 stickers that increase your Energy Aura. She seems to have a strong case of Goopitis...

by Kermit-K June 29, 2017

Groping Skills

The ability to sexual pleasure oneself or another through skilled and effective touching and fondling.

My uncle’s groping skills are the best.

Your mom’s groping skills made me nut hard brooooohhhh.

My roommate had the best groping skills.

by Eaton Holgoode November 9, 2017

I'm gooping, I'm gunking

A phrase in english that means one is having fun.

Person1: How are you doing, Person2

Person2: I'm gooping, I'm gunking

by Captain Reuben Price April 18, 2023

GOPI

HANDSOME...DECENT...BEAUTIFUL INSIDE...CRUSH OF MANY GIRLS...

GOPI IS A HANDOME GUY.

by King4534 January 24, 2021

Groping in the Dark (Megashesh ba'afela)

This phrase is from Hebrew and despite the somewhat sexual connotation in English, merely means 'clueless' or someone who is unbearably stupid.

Forget David's explanation. He's groping in the dark.

by Rose Z September 8, 2005

goopie slide

When you nut on a girls back and then use her back as a slide

"Dude, last night this girl let me do the goopie slide."

by At Your Mom's House July 4, 2020

Phone Groping

That moment when you lose your phone and you immediately freak and start groping your self to find it.

Male: Hey can you call someone for me?
Female; Sure. *looks for phone* Crap! Where's my phone?! *starts to grope self*
Male: Did you start Phone Groping your self?
Female: Yes.
Male: That's hot.

by xximsomentalxx February 19, 2011