To estimate. To aproximate the total or amount of a value or object.
Derives and is primarily used by persons with below average IQ in place of the actual word "estimate".
Derives and is primarily used by persons with below average IQ in place of the actual word "estimate".
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A: Hey I bought a new SUV
B: Wow, considering today's gas price, thats a brave purchase
A: Ya, but my buddy drives one of those, his gastimate is 50 km/h.
B: Wow, considering today's gas price, thats a brave purchase
A: Ya, but my buddy drives one of those, his gastimate is 50 km/h.
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John- "Don't just pour the milk in, the directions say we need two cups!"
Bob- "It's cool, I yestimated."
Bob- "It's cool, I yestimated."
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The President's 10-day trip to India will cost $200,000,000/day.
The probability of a cell forming by chance is 10^-58, and any event with a probability of less than 10^-40 is impossible.
The President's 10-day trip to India will cost $200,000,000/day.
The probability of a cell forming by chance is 10^-58, and any event with a probability of less than 10^-40 is impossible.
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Its a careful combination of guessing what the topic is about and then estimating the correct answer.
Also another thing you could add to this is a statistic, as it makes your answer sound more valid and believable!
Its a careful combination of guessing what the topic is about and then estimating the correct answer.
Also another thing you could add to this is a statistic, as it makes your answer sound more valid and believable!
Paul: so what do you think of the whole el nino phenomenon?
You: in your head, what the FU*K? Thanks paul!
Now you guestimate
Step one guess... Ok so it sounds kinda mexican, doesn't nino mean grandchild? Ok so its something to do with mexicans, sounds like a dance...
Step two estimate an appropriate answer...every one likes dancing and mexicans make good food so I'm gonna like it.
Make up a statistic... 89% of americans think its a positive movement.
Helpful tip: you could always be wrong so answer briefly and not to in depth!
You: well I feel its a positive movement that's changing the world in a dramatic way, 89% of americans see it in a favorable light!
In your head- BOOM how u like me now paul!
You: in your head, what the FU*K? Thanks paul!
Now you guestimate
Step one guess... Ok so it sounds kinda mexican, doesn't nino mean grandchild? Ok so its something to do with mexicans, sounds like a dance...
Step two estimate an appropriate answer...every one likes dancing and mexicans make good food so I'm gonna like it.
Make up a statistic... 89% of americans think its a positive movement.
Helpful tip: you could always be wrong so answer briefly and not to in depth!
You: well I feel its a positive movement that's changing the world in a dramatic way, 89% of americans see it in a favorable light!
In your head- BOOM how u like me now paul!
by boomyoulikethat November 14, 2011
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