jerkin your gerkin

masturbating, wasting time.

"whats taking you so long? you jerkin your gerkin?"

by andyrizz August 21, 2008

Gerkin

Used as a another name for penis to rhyme with jerking.

Stop Jerking Your Gerkin.

-or-

He's busy jerking his gerkin.

by Lazer November 27, 2001

jerkin-a-gerkin

the act of masterbating, jacking off, beating off.

when i was younger i was jerkin-a-gerkin and my mom came home and caught me.

by austin May 13, 2005

Germen

The Plural of German man

I visited Munich for the annual Oktoberfest and bonded with the local Germen

by hasty6 April 20, 2019

Gerben

A grumpy old man who picks on gingers and denies the national prohibition of Kick A Ginger Day since 2016 by the Thirteenth Amendment.

This guy is a real Gerben!

"Don't be such a Gerben, man"

by Jon Gingerboy November 26, 2020

Gergen

A unit of effort equivalent to the energy required for a 96-lb male to walk up three flights of stairs at 8:35 in the morning.

Naw, that's at least 12.5 Gergens of effort.

by captain_euphemism January 9, 2011

gerten

A person who goes around fucking the nastiest girls in the area. The type of guy to get greasy with the county whore and act like it wasn’t disgusting

Guy 1: did you fuck that nasty snatch down south a ways?

Guy 2: Yeah, where’s the problem?

Guy 1: dude you’re the biggest Gerten ever

by The_coochie_man February 17, 2023