Gliding Waffle

When a women drags her vagina across the floor.

"Why is she dragging herself across the floor?"
"Oh, she's doing the Gliding Waffle."

by Benuccino November 1, 2020

homie gliding

An act with two straight male friends when they are bored. Two friends get bored, so to pass time they lube each other's butt cheeks and glide their male part in between the others cheeks. As long as no penetration is active it is not gay. A professional homie glider never penetrates.

Greg and I got bored the other night and we decided to do a little homie gliding to pass some time.

by Professional Homie Glider May 8, 2017

geliker

Someone who dislikes apples because they got more than they themselves do.

Johnny you geliker!!

by Ice February 2, 2005

gelila

Gelila \ge-li-la\ as a girl's name is a variant of Galila (Hebrew), and the meaning of Gelila is "rolling hills".The name Gelila sounds like Glila, Gelilya, Gelilia, Gelilah and Kelila and also ancient Egyptian king's daughter

What's your name?
My name is gelila

by ggelila June 27, 2013

Geldmyer

The act of taking a shit in a sock and hitting someone in the face with it.

Dude he just got fucking geldmyered.

by Rob sandirt January 17, 2008

Glidey

When an excess accumulation of sweat and filth between one's buttcheeks enables said person to walk faster and with longer strides (or "glide" if you will). This occurs because the ass sweat reduces friction between the buttocks. Unfortunately, the benefits of being glidey are far outweighed by the drawbacks, which include: anal soreness/irritation, rashes, and localized chafing in the anal area.

One is said to be "glidey", or to have a case of "glideys".

Glideys can be caused by not wiping properly, heavy sweating, not bathing, or any number of other factors.

While walking across the parking lot in the afternoon heat, Morris immediately regretted having been so hasty in cleansing his anus after defecation. The squishiness between his buttocks, coupled with the frictionless strides he was suddenly able to take, led him to realize that he was Glidey.

At the end of the Skee-Lo video "I Wish", Skee-Lo performs a dance that appears to be possible only with the assistance of a severe case of the Glideys.

by Poor Woobie March 11, 2008

Gelik

A Gelik is a luxurious Mercedes-Benz Geländewagen (also known as a G-class) used by young and rich Europeans. Popularized by Lil Peep's song "benz truck (гелик)" where гелик is Russian for Gelika.

Man #1: "Dude, I saw Artyom's new car. It was a Gelik."
Man #2: "Isn't Artyom ridiculously rich and 20 years old?"
Man #1: "Yeah, he is."

by Fakhed March 1, 2018