Gassed

Completely and utterly intoxicated to the point where most of the night's events will not be remembered the following day.

I got so gassed up last night, I jumped out of a moving taxi and puked all over the side of the road.

by Bfauth October 31, 2006

gassed

In prison, some inmates will stir feces and urine in a container, and when they are told to exit the cell, or given their daily meals, they will throw the mixture at the correctional officers. It comes from the MSNBC show, "Lock Up: Raw."

Officer: "Come out of your cell!"
Inmate: "Fuck you!"
Officer: "Last warning!"
Inmate: "Suck my dick motherfucker!"
Officer: *opens cell*
Inmate: *gasses officer*
Officer: "Ah shit guys he just gassed me!"

by JesusGotBaked December 12, 2011

gassed

extremely tired basically out of energy

The yeti was gassed after running up the hill.
Yetis get gassed quickly if they run too fast.

by evnn March 07, 2011

Gassed

Full of one's self, especially when they think that someone is hitting on them.

The young man said the young girl's hostile reply made her seem gassed after he asked her her age.

by B.Samurette March 01, 2008

Gassed

To lie or not tell the truth

'Im friends with the man who created Virgin'
'No your not your so gassed'

by baybiiemama October 02, 2009

Gassed

To abruptly ditch someone.

Man, I was gonna go out with my girl but she gassed me and went out with her mom.

by spennysik June 09, 2012

gassed

Yet another Scottish word for drunk, we have loads

"fuck me I am pure gassed like"

by Kieren and Grae July 01, 2006