gashface

Gashface refers to someone with a facial configuration that quite closely resembles a female genitalia. Although it is quite unlikely that someone would in fact have a vagina located on their face, it is used as an insult and generally implies that someone is fugly.

Look at Ramsey Jouzy walk past, what a ridiculously gashy gashface that boy has.

by David Fisk June 11, 2006

gashlash

The injury sustained when turning ones head or body rapidly to observe a female.

Take a look at that totty over there, but mind you don't get gashlash.

My neck hurts after walking past all those hotties, I think I have a severe case of gashlash.

I spent the whole day meerkatting, and I have got gashlash.

by killban October 26, 2010

Gastalk

A noun used to describe statements made while on a gaseous, psychoactive substance such as marijuana. First used in Ice Age 3: Dawn of the Dinosaurs (2009).

*After coming down from inhaling a gaseous psychoactive substance*
Crash: "You wet my bed?"
Eddie: "That was gastalk, dude!"

by thegastalker June 8, 2022

gashman

Somebody who is able to get alot of females in bed, another name for a player or somebody who takes advantage of females (gash being a females vagina)

Ma boy is a tru gashman, hes got so many girls on lock

by Urban Dictionary August 2, 2006

gastastic

one who is full of gas and continuously makes large noises from either orifice.

Wow Will! You have some loud burps! You are gastastic!!!

by light urple May 4, 2007

Gastard

A Gastard is a fart that no one claims. It is a concatenation of "gas" and "bastard". A fatherless fart.

"Oooooh!" exclaimed Alex. "Who fathered that bomb?" Not me's ring out from the crowd. "It is a stinky gastard!"

by CaptJTKirk August 27, 2009

gashtic fiend

crabs running around your pants

"shit!!there crabs all over my dads brown tinged gashtic fiend thong!"

by jonathon willabarto demicree lindsense August 10, 2006