North garland

The nations school for fuckboys and thots. Good luck finding a serious relationship

Good luck finding a relationship at north garland

by Slave owner08 January 30, 2019

Merrick Garland

It’s like a cock block but a judge block

Turtle Mitch pulling a Merrick Garland.

by Saramishawn October 26, 2020

Dark Garland

Attorney General Merrick Garland’s alter ego

One day after transnational mobster and criminal The Former Guy demanded DOJ release the warrant to search his Florida shithole, Dark Garland stepped to the podium and said “I’ve authorized release of the warrant so America can see how royally fucked you are. your move, traitor”

by Uncle Joosie August 11, 2022

EAST GARLAND

ONE OF THE REALEST HOODS IN DALLAS TX!!

NA DONT FUCK WIT DAT NIGGA HE FROM EAST GARLAND

by eAST sIDE hOMEBOY October 5, 2008

gatlyn

Beautiful,smart,talented,kind, amazing,popular, shy, awesome, and much more.

Gatlyn is very pretty and can sing great.

by Username1234 January 25, 2014

Galynne

A coastal cottage craftsman type home.

Dude, look at that Galynne across the street!

by Ricki76 July 1, 2008

Ass Garland

A string of dingle berries left on a single strand of ass hair after wiping, much like popcorn on a string at christmas time.

Grandpa had a bad case of Ass Garland that fell on the floor and grandma picked it up and tried to clasp it around her wrist like a bracelet.

by cydedish February 25, 2014