A disgusting female who's had the misfortune of getting her n00dz posted on Is_Anyone_up for the internet world to see and criticize. Typically gnargoyles are overweight and are, but not limited to, hairy, ugly, and tattoed, with sloppy vaginas. These beasts have the grave misconception that someone would actually want to see them naked. #NBHNC
by DrDO June 19, 2011
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The shit will kinda symbolize the gargoyle in a cathedral but with the color of a peanut butter.
The shit will kinda symbolize the gargoyle in a cathedral but with the color of a peanut butter.
Dude1: ayyo man, I’ve finally done a peanut butter gargoyle with Jessica!
Dude2: damn! I wish you’d do me too man! No homo
Dude2: damn! I wish you’d do me too man! No homo
by suicidal_steve August 21, 2022
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A Stephenson gargoyle is anyone that carries (esp as a wearable device) devices that have Internet-access or other global area network(s) capabilities that they can utilize where-ever they go, esp while traveling. The most common form are smart phones, as of the date of this definition. Includes tablet computers, but not really laptops. Historically, this strictly referred to a computer that's worn, but this was more based on the limitations of miniaturization of computing hardware when the namesake of this term was devised. Worn networking information systems such as smart watches and smart glasses (esp with AR capabilities) are the most accurate examples in modern times.
Originated from a certain group of people in the Neil Stephenson cyberpunk novel Snow Crash: "Gargoyles represent the embarrassing side of the Central Intelligence Corporation. Instead of using laptops, they wear their computers on their bodies, broken up into separate modules that hang on the waist, on the back, on the headset. …they embody the worst stereotype of the CIC stringer. They draw all the attention. The payoff for this self-imposed ostracism is that you can be in the Metaverse all the time, and gather intelligence all the time." Where the 'Metaverse' was the in-story equivalent of an Internet with VR requirements.
Originated from a certain group of people in the Neil Stephenson cyberpunk novel Snow Crash: "Gargoyles represent the embarrassing side of the Central Intelligence Corporation. Instead of using laptops, they wear their computers on their bodies, broken up into separate modules that hang on the waist, on the back, on the headset. …they embody the worst stereotype of the CIC stringer. They draw all the attention. The payoff for this self-imposed ostracism is that you can be in the Metaverse all the time, and gather intelligence all the time." Where the 'Metaverse' was the in-story equivalent of an Internet with VR requirements.
"She's covered in computer stuff. Is she a cyborg now?" "She's just wearing the computer; she's more of a Stephenson gargoyle."
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Hey Gayvid, I'm sorry i couldn't pound your ass last night when we got back from Nutz & Boltz. Those Gaygoyles just turned me right off.
by Shaun Gowman May 17, 2009
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Get the Gargoylmel Special mug.1. A vagina that resembles a gargoyle you would see on a prestigious library.
2. A labia that resembles mangled roast beef.
3. A vagina that appears to be inside-out.
See also: busted ravioli
2. A labia that resembles mangled roast beef.
3. A vagina that appears to be inside-out.
See also: busted ravioli
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The combination of Montezuma tequila shots and late night taco bell left me gargoyling into the early morning.
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