Gargoyle-instinct

The inexplicable and unfounded urge to climb on things, like buildings, trees ect.

Nico broke bis legs, because he couldn't resist his Gargoyle-instinct and tried to climb on the hospital.

by SarkastischerDorsch March 21, 2020

real gargoyle hours

real gargoyle hours are when its past 1:00 am and the real gargoyles come out

Yo were you up for real gargoyle hours

by God Tears February 18, 2018

Glizzy Gargoyle

A person who has graduated through the ranks of the glizzys and has gradiated from a glizzy goblin to a glizzy gargoyle.

Shes so good at taking glizzys that ahe graduated to a glizzy gargoyle.

by DaddyTooraww November 11, 2020

griffins and gargoyles

A made up game from the TV show, “Riverdale”, if played, causes weird behavior, almost like being possessed by the ring leader of the game, The Gargoyle King. Many people have taken their lives by, drinking blue liquid from chalices, which is a part of the game.

Did you hear Jughead started playing Griffins and Gargoyles with the serpents?! I heard he is trying to catch the Gargoyle King.

by coleiokingcolio November 17, 2018

Gargoyle High Five

When a gentleman cums in his hand and slaps a woman's slut-ass face with it.

Why yes, George, I did in fact slap her in the face with my cum. I gave her the good old gargoyle high five.

by A. Schultz February 14, 2012

the flying gargoyle

when a girl is fucked in the pussy and ass, while giving a blowjob and using her hands to jerk two guys off.

The entire starting line up on the high school basketball team gave the head cheerleader the flying gargoyle.

by smitty werbermanjensan August 25, 2011

Angry Gargoyle

The act of urinating in one's own mouth and then angrily spitting it at stunned bystanders. Often performed by people who are 'Schutzied'.

How's Brett's form?! He just did the angry gargoyle to Ray's friends from the city!

by john_witten December 28, 2011