Garfield Sex Music

The freakiest, nastiest, and baddest music on the planet. Like Waka Flocka Flame, only a million times harder. Listening to it is the closest thing your ears can come to fucking. In fact, the soundwave this music makes is a big schlobbing dick, trolling for something to rub up against and cum all over. When white girls hear it, they immediately find the first guy they see and make him 1manDP her.

Don't even try to make it, only Andy Samberg, Jorma Taccone, and Akiva Schaffer can, and the only reason why is because they gave head to Ziggy Stardust, the eternal god of music, FOR 500 YEARS. But at least they get pussy all the time now.

Random Bitch: I love your Garfield sex music.
Kiv: Bitch, shut the fuck up and lick my nuts.
Random Bitch: But I can't see them!
Kiv: Yeah, cause they're the size of ovaries. Now do some more coke and keep licking

Jorma: Hey Arlene, let's fuck.
Arlene: But I'm a cat.
Jorma: Whatever (whips out his dick)
Arlene: YES! It's so small!

Andy: (Walking around with his dick out around New York City) Who wants to fuck me?
Jennifer Anniston: I do! I do! I'll do anything for sperm!

Andy: Let's do this, bitch. (Flips her over and 1manDPs her on top of the Empire State Building) Marmaduke, get in here! (Marmaduke sticks his dog dick in Jennifer's ass)

Jen: Double Anal! Yes!
Andy: (Pulls out, and cums all over her face.) Now that's Garfield Sex Music.

by Titus Blowhard May 9, 2011

Garcetti

1. The urban waste left behind on sidewalks by homeless people that the city ignores
2. The piles of trash, litter and other debris that builds up in homeless camps
3. Eric Garcetti Mayor of Los Angeles

"Ooooh man our street has been Garcettied again by that tent village down the street".

"Hey its garbage collection day tomorrow get the trash can our street was Garcettied again not like the city will clean up all that Garcetti left laying around".
"Did you see that piles of Garcetti left next to the neighbor fence after the city let the tents stay there for a week".

by Fix-It August 30, 2019

Gracie

Gracie normally likes banana skittles but not the spicy ones. She is usually obsessed with Tik Tok.

that girl there is called Gracie

by banana skittles yeet May 23, 2020

Gracie

Gracies can be described in many ways. They are often tall with dirty blonde hair and grey eyes. She likes to use fake tan because she likes to flex her Aussie side. She is shit at PE but has a fetish for fat, lesbian teachers. Her hobbies include: pissing everyone off, shouting really loud down the hallways, clenching people’s skin on their arms and teaching renegade to boys in her form. Despite these unpleasant qualities, she actually has an asshole. She can be caring when she wants to be. She also tries very hard to understand stuff even though she is quite away with the fairies. This shows how determined she is. She has a nice smile with her perfect teeth. She likes the rush of adrenaline and having pet transgender rabbits. Her fave word is fuck and she likes Tim. Gracies can be great friends however sometimes unbearable. She is a soulmate and worth your time even through the pain.

We all need a Gracie!!!!

by Sydney Hell January 7, 2020

Gracie

Gracie's are often gentle giants; they can look intimidating with their athletic stature but they're softies who can be blown over by the wind. She may be a lebonese, she may not we just don't know. She is a liability and can be described as a 'bull in a china shop'. She has a good music taste and will sing at any given opportunity, especially once aware its annoying. She'll try to convince you that you're the crazy one when we all know its really her. Being friends with a Gracie comes naturally at first she's all nice but you must be able to take the constant badgering of insults hurled your way. She will try and push boundaries until they appear non-existent. When she does something mean/ risky she'll pout and try to make things okay. She is very easy to wind up and it's never dull

ffs Gracie not again
Don't do a Gracie

by Corbette23345346t3 April 12, 2020

garfield middle school

It sucks all the popular kids are rude and dumb. all the boys think they are hot but they are really gay. The 6th grade girls think think their sexy and hot but they haven't had their period yet or hit puberty. But theres air conditioning so that great. But the whole place so stupid. THE TEACHER ARE SECRETLY RAPISTS

Garfield Middle School SUCKKS

by ANONYMOUS_PERSON_IN_GMS March 2, 2017

garfielf

stuffing your face as usual.

I gotta have a good meal

Garfield, you fat cat you are so big and fat why are you so fat

I eat, Jon. it's what I do

it's time to kick odie of the table

dont do it garfielf, that's our pet dog odie

you're going into orbit, you stupid mutt

GAAAAARRRFIIIELD!!!

time for a nap. I'm a cat who loves to snooze

garfield you lazy cat

I hate alram clocks

I'm am hungry I want some lasaga

you're eating us out of house and home, garmfield

enough with The Chit Chat let's get some grub going

Grub time...

where Are the 3-cheese pizzas

I ate those food

where Are the taco shells?

I ate those food

where did all the hamburger helper go

*brup*

You're such a bad kitty that's it I've had it with you that does it i'm done that's the last straw grarfileld

garfielf

by Macroplanet May 24, 2021