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gallopyermaggot

An old English fertility rite usual performed during Mayday at the same time as Kleeble. Adult male members of a village stand in a circle on the village green, remove their members from trousers and gallop their maggots in tune to the chants of the gathered populace. As the pace of the chants increase so does the speed of galloping untill one after another the partcipants ejaculate their seed onto the soil. The first to ejaculate is given an expensive bottle of wine by the village virgin
Gallopyermaggot, gallopyermaggot get yer plonker out but look at poor John it is so small he can hardly get it out
by Stan Freeman October 11, 2006
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Galoopagoops

Used as a Noun or Adjective. Meaning things of the most high form of epic. Only the truly awe inspiring things can be considered for Galoopagoop-dom.
Steve: Did she just raise her shirt to show h-
Spence: Yes, Steve, to show her Galoopagoops.
by Wickywooster February 14, 2009
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Gloopy

Something which looks frumpy or was created with questionable taste or design. A lava-lamp or jelly bean-like appearance, for example.
The Pontiac Aztek, Kirstie Alley or anything possessing general lumpiness or quirks defines gloopy.
by Fred Mc. Taurus December 10, 2009
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gloopy

ugh I hate my cat, my eyes are so gloopy!
by linuxgeex June 19, 2014
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gloopy

When someone is so Hollywood everyone else seems inferior by comparison
I wish I was as gloopy as him.
by Anonymous April 15, 2003
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galoopadongs

Incredibly nice sized boobs
Those are some gorgeous galoopadongs Allison, are those per chance implants?
by Isaacx37 August 2, 2015
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Gloopy

It is how it sounds.
Venom is a gloopy man.
by Adamwasnothere January 31, 2020
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