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swag gag 

When two swag fags wear the same snapback with the same sticker left on it, they scream YOLO and suck each other's dicks, then simultaneously gag on each other's cum.
"Dude, me and my bro just did a swag gag the other day, lol YOLO"
swag gag by Kurt Maysingheimer March 8, 2014
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spanish gag 

A specialist method of gagging some idiotic spotters named Brett, TJ, and Freddy came up with
Hit me with the Spanish gag
spanish gag by DavDawg February 24, 2021

squirrel gag 

When a big black man chokes a small asian woman during sex. The noise she makes sounds like a squirrel gagging.
Jerome: Ah hell yeah!

Tyler: What's the matter Jerome?

Jerome: My girl wants me to do some squirrel gag!

gag me with a spoon 

something you would like to do if something is grossing you out severly
"I hate watching dating reality shows---gag me with a spoon!"

Mouth-Wide-Open lip-spreader/mouth-gag

A Mouth-Wide-Open lip-spreader/mouth-gag is a device used in some S&M scenes. A pronged steel cock-ring is inserted into a bottom's mouth and fastened with a leather strap. He's blindfolded and handcuffed and his mouth is now ready for use. After being given 300mg of the boner-maker drug, Viagra, Boy may be forced to wear a cock-cage, leather ball-stretcher and puppy-dog tail
Once, I went to a leather bath-house with Matt, and somebody drugged me and I passed out! When I woke up, several dudes fucked me through the Mouth-Wide-Open lip-spreader/mouth-gag they forced me to wear, and I heard Matt talking, he had fucked my mouth too because I recognized his dick-shape and cum-taste when he shot his load down my throat - I blew my wad through the cock-cage they had on me and they made me lick it up!

gag me with a shovel 

See gag me with a spoon, except a shovel is bigger than a spoon, so this phrase is used to express even more displeasure than gagging on a spoon would achieve.
Can you believe American Idol is on its 14th Season?

Seriously, gag me with a shovel.