Skip to main content

Valencia Club de Fútbol

Valencia is a soccer team from Valencia, Spain. It was founded on March 18, 1919 and plays in the Primera División. Their home stadium, the Mestalla, has capacity for 55,000 spectators. It is the fifth Spanish club with most titles in national competitions (14) and third most international titles behind Real Madrid and Barcelona. Studies conducted in 2005 and 2007 pointed to Valencia as one of the 20 richest clubs on the planet. The club is the third in Spain in number of members (65,000) and pep rallies, the famous peñas (700). A survey conducted in May 2007 by the Centro de Investigaciones Sociology (CIS) has appointed Valencia as the third most popular club in Spain (5.3%), behind only such giants Real Madrid and Barcelona. It's the world's best team and its fans are known as Los Ches.
Valencia Club de Fútbol is the best team ever.
by Brun_LP October 12, 2010
mugGet the Valencia Club de Fútbol mug.

futon bum

A person who spends all their free time laying on a futon, especially in a college dorm room. They usually lay there all day and watch TV and often sleep on it.
Dude, Brian has been on the futon for the past 18 hours! He's such a futon bum!
by Don't worry who this is February 24, 2008
mugGet the futon bum mug.
Related Words
futso Futson Fursona futon Fatso futo futtock furson Fùtbol fatson

nucking futs

an improvement on an already sweet phrase. Makes it more entertaining to say.
Man that guy that got hit in the head with a baseball bat was nucking futs.
by Chris Arsena September 4, 2003
mugGet the nucking futs mug.

Futson

An extremely large vagina, or someone with an extremely large vagina.
Guy 1: So, how was Amy?

Guy 2: She's a futson, dude. I almost got lost down there.
by TGBU August 29, 2009
mugGet the Futson mug.

Futoon.

Futoon is an arab female name that means " Beauty " or " madly fallen in love". Futoon is a person who love helping people and has the kindest heart. Also she is a strong person and will never allowed to someone to let her down.
" Today i met futoon. She is as gorgeous as her name"
by Khalid22AA November 29, 2020
mugGet the Futoon. mug.

futo weyn

Pronounced similarly to "foot toe wayne," this Somali expression describes someone with a big ass.
Dude walking in the Hallway: (Sees a girl) Naya! (Hey girl) Walk faster; your friggen futo weyn is blocking the hallway!!
by somaliweeb May 18, 2018
mugGet the futo weyn mug.

Futsmut

The food leftover on your lips, or over your cheeks

Also, meaning leftover shit not wiped yet, but on the outside of the cheek
John was eating chocolate ice cream and afterwords his friends told him he had some futsmut on his upper ass cheeks
by Jar-Jar Binks November 6, 2010
mugGet the Futsmut mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email