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funger

To finger ones butthole then put the poop covered finger in their mouth
Jeffrey got fungered by the new girl
by fish chicken 476 April 19, 2015
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Mrs. Fuller

Someone who you never want to meet. She will suck out every ounce of happyness in your body.
Hey is that Mrs. Fuller

Oh s#*t it is.

Everybody run!!!!
by breakthebank July 11, 2012
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toilet funeral

A "funeral" in which a fish or other pet is flushed down the commode.

A "toilet funeral" usually takes place after the "tragic" and "sudden" death of a short lived pet such as a goldfish etc.
Not many words are spoken during a toilet funeral but you can distinctly hear the blessed sounds of water flushing from the Porcelain God.
Imagine your child's fish dies after a day and you're glad that it is gone but your children won't stop whining about it.

To make the whiny bastards feel better you quickly say,"Look we are going to have a "toilet funeral" for Dorothy #1, I mean Dorothy #2, or whatever the number kid..."

"Ok Daddy/Mommy Can we invite my friends over?"

(Flush Noises Repeatedly....)

"Now is good honey"
by THE FLOOSH June 15, 2017
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funtertainment

Entertainment that's actually fun. A combination of two exciting things into a conglomerate of awesome.
Hey Lauren, this Harry Potter shit is some pretty good funtertainment when you're stoned. Jen is on the floor cracking up.
by mvolfman March 21, 2010
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Funkerdunker

That is one bad flunkerdunker
by GorTarD October 24, 2003
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Funeral Treatment

A Funeral Treatment is when you're driving and someone is tailgating you and you slow down to very low speed, causing a line of traffic to build behind you. This makes it look very similar to a Funeral Procession. It doesn't have to be tailgating, you can give someone the funeral treatment for any reason.
Joe: Damn, this guy is riding my ass, I keep giving him a break check and he still won't back up.

Mike: Give him a funeral treatment, then he'll back off.

Joe: Speed limit is 30, I'll give him a 10mph treatment, that should piss him off.
by Hopie Elle March 3, 2009
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Funner

Her:I'm bored
Him: Go do something funner
by Biggysmalls July 11, 2019
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