funeral shoes 

Standard black lace-up dress shoes, usually cheap and uncomfortable. Often bought for a funeral and never worn again.

"You're seriously wearing cowboy boots with that?"
"My other choices were Nikes and funeral shoes, so yeah."

funeral shoes by thesd August 1, 2007

Funeral Touting 

Also known as Canvassing is the unscrupulous practice of haggling with bereaved persons on the price of funerals outside of hospitals, the house of mourning, sites of accidents and deathbeds in hospitals.

That man standing over there approached me at my mother's deathbed to discuss the price of her funeral. I think he is funeral touting!

Funeral Touting by OnlyRealness July 14, 2017

Funeral Procession 

When a driver drives so slow that they create a long backlog of cars behind them on a single-lane road. Little old ladies and soccer moms are notorious for these.

My mom made a funeral procession on Rt. 35 today; our car was the hearse and I was the dead man because all my buddies were driving behind me.

Funeral Procession by Sid Barrett October 25, 2007

funeral for a friend 

the most sexual band ever. often defined as emo. make up your own mind, they're awesome whatever. and darran smith is the nicest bloke ive met in my life.

wow funeral for a friend kicked ass last night

funeral for a friend by Vixicle January 17, 2004

funeral dip

A funeral dip is a pickpocket whose specialty is dipping into people's pockets at actual funerals or even at the cemetery ceremonies.

Dips like wherever there are big crowds. Be particularly careful of funeral dips.

funeral dip by Warren Allen Smith May 18, 2006

Funeral Snapper

Taken a photo of a person in a real life moment knowing it will end up in the reel at their funeral.

That picture I just took of you is a perfect Funeral Snapper to be displayed at your memorial service when you die.

Funeral Snapper by Dozzer821 January 1, 2022

Funeral For Two 

Wedding

Kenny: Are you going to Daniel's wedding?
Alex: You mean the funeral for two?

Funeral For Two by ACampbell September 27, 2008