fundslow

This is a condition in which you're almost broke - you are running low on fund.

Sam: Heather, I'm currently suffering from fundslow - it's hit me so hard!
Heather: Sorry, sam, I have a short term solution, here's 10 bucks.

by girlbanker March 8, 2016

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Fundsahlow

“Old Italian Disease” for being broke. Stems from a Latin origin. English pronunciation Funds-ah-low.

Hey Jim, do you want to grab a bite to eat?

Jim: “Sorry, I cant. I have the Italian disease fundsahlow”

by Jafresh May 12, 2019

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Fundsccoon is a new streamer who is non-binary and pansexual, their oc is not, and I repeat IS NOT! It also uses he/they/it pronouns. A furry, you'll probably see them streaming Minecraft every now and again. Go follow them at twitch.tv/fundsccoon

Hey man, did you see that Fundsccoon was live?

Who the fuck is Fundsccoon?

by Funny_the_funny November 16, 2021

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Funds

An excuse given by parents and or banking institutions and or individuals not to give and or hand over funds due to insufficient funds errors and or to the go get a job salary referral phrases. Usually with reference to a source and or no source where if there is a source needs to be linked and legal and if not the bank and or financial institutions and or individuals will keep returning apologies and or insufficient funds errors and or thanks for trying responses. In rare cases its used as a allowance of investment into specific industries and or individuals like presidents and or bank ceos and or private equity and or funds raising, high net worth and or super wealthy people however rarely hits earth in observable and or useful ways which positively contribute to society other than a forest of new trees and or dramatic visuals of something man made mega structures that crowds of people use and pay fees for otherwise new buildings or some special technology but I cannot say I have seen much modern applications in person. Its mostly online visuals and then some urbanization. Like skyscrapers, trains, computers, electronics, roads and some other applications. Usually and or mostly owned by other people and or industries and more noticeably most recently covered in pay walls and requirements. Also dam walls and bridges or telephone towers.

You have insufficient funds, but the bank is working says everyone except the receiver of the insufficient funds or the sender of the insufficient funds, yours truly. You only, or I only have insufficient funds because I don't have a job say parents. Even if I download the jobs and try and setup the systems to pay myself a salary unless the salary is available and works unless I pay the various lawyer and bank fees from the funds I haven't received yet. I will not receive funds and will keep receiving insufficient funds errors and poor people responses until I single out a rich person and force them to fix the bank which is borderline illegal and shouldn't even have to be done even with law enforcement and a case number and a solicitor which is so extreme for a conservative person to have to do and is also borderline mad said no one ever.

by Patrick the Starfish001 August 12, 2023