Carnival of Fuckupery

A Carnival of Fuckupery is celebration of High Order Douchebaggery. Simply put, an individual, or more commonly, individuals, are douching it up to such an extreme extent that there is nothing you can do to control the situation. And why would you want to do that? It will all come crashing down sooner rather than later, so crack a beer open some chips and settle in for the shitshow.

The mixing of Ketamine, whiskey and borderline Down Syndrome almost universally results in a Carnival of Fuckupery.

by BJ Himself February 3, 2009

Fukuoku

n. a small, fingertip vibrator,possibly created in Japan. There is also a five-fingered glove available for the ultimate in stimulation. The vibrator may be small, but it is relatively powerful. There are also several different sleeves for the device that can be added in order to create new sensations.

'Fukuoku' is not a real Japanese word.

I knew I was going to cum when he broke out the Fukuoku.

by stainmenow September 28, 2004

Fukuoka

City in southern Japan famous for Hakata ramen, outdoor food stalls, and a strong baseball team. Men in the region are traditionally considered to be conservative (Kyushu danji) and the women beautiful (hakata bijin).

I had some really great ramen at a yatai in Fukuoka!

by higan.banaxo January 2, 2012

Fukutaichou

Is Japanese for lieutant. Mainly used in the anime Bleach.

Good morning, Hisagi-fukutaichou!

by marlborowoman May 10, 2009

Fukushima'd

A 21st century update of FUBAR — where industrial greed, engineering hubris, bureaucratic incompetence, and bad luck combine to make a colossal mess or an industrial clusterfuck.

The town was Fukushima'd when the multinational feedlot spilled 2 million gallons of hog manure into the water supply.

by gremlint April 5, 2011

fuckup

An extreme disappointment, someone who continually makes foolish mistakes and doesn't learn.

"Dave was a fuckup. He was constantly ruining good situations for selfish reasons."

by LKR July 20, 2008

fucked-up fuckup monkey fuck

Phrase made necessary by those people or situations that have surpassed conventional methods of assessment.

fucked up Def #1/5 fuck up Def #4 monkey fuck Def #1

1. An inept person who is totally incapable of living without fucking up or messing up everything within their grasp.
One whose actions has culminated in the acheivement of this, the highest plateau of fucking up.
2. When a situation is completely messed up from a-z and there is zero chance of recovery.

1. They put a fucked-up fuckup monkey fuck in charge who had no idea how to manage, so the place went tits-up.
2. The whole job had been ruined by mismanagement. There was absolutely nothing correct, and it was beyond salvage. It was a total fucked-up fuckup monkey fuck.

by T. Walsh / Ronan XVII January 4, 2005