fuckusation

An accusation with "fuck you" at the end of the sentence in which it is used.

"You ate all of my spaghetti, fuck you" is an example of a fuckusation.

by E. Ruiz December 16, 2008

fuckationship

The act of having a fuck buddy or just sport fucking a bitch instead of actually going out with her. The optimal way to have a relationship with a woman.

No you see Ms. B, Alyssa and I have a fuckationship. Ben, why can't you have a real relationship? Because she is a slut and I just wanna fuck her without the drama.

by Connor L May 15, 2008

furcation

A corporate put-some-shine-on-this-poop term for an unpaid furlough of five or more consecutive work-days. Often said with heavy irony. A combination of the words furlough and vacation.

Chris: "Where are you going on your furcation?"

Mike: "To buy a bunch of ramen noodles, sit on the couch, and try not to spend any money."

by Corporatespeak February 24, 2009

Fakation

A company-mandated unpaid vacation, becoming more and more common as the economy sours.

"Dude, why aren't you working today?"

"I'm on fakation. I can't afford to go anywhere, 'cuz it's unpaid."

by jc2 April 12, 2009

Fucksuation

Whenever you find yourself in a situation(or multiple) that is/are completely fucked.

You: So, Becky is pregnant?
Me: Yep... And she wants to keep it. This situation sucks.
You: Sounds like a Fucksuation to me

by Bids_SK June 5, 2013

Furlation

An absence from work where you combine your vacation time and your recession related furlough into an extended break.

In these hard economic times my work gave me a 2 week unpaid leave, so I'm cashing out my 2 weeks of PTO too and going on furlation to drinky town.

by MuckSLC July 12, 2009

Fucktuation

A variant on the word "fluctuation", commonly used in the world of economics to identify irregular/varying market movements. However, this term is used specifically in reference to sexual targets of one's liking. In other words, "fucktuation," defines the irregular change in taste of men and/or women when put into a sexual connotation.

1) "Yea, seems like Clinton has taken a liking towards younger girls now."
"I dunno man...he used to date older women, maybe he's going through a fucktuation."

2) "Yo bro, should I go for the younger or older chick tonight? I can't decide dude..."
" Make up your fucking mind and stop fucking fucktuating."

by Andrew Lui May 22, 2008