furnugs

Clumps of fur and pet dander in the shape of a ball or nugget. Long hair cats have a tendency to shed more and therefore more fur tends to come off of their body.

Often stuck onto carpet or flooring, because of in-house traffic. It has to be sucked up with a vacuum hose or picked up with your own hands.

Sometimes a cat sheds so much fur, furnugs create carpet on top of the carpet or floor that is already there.

Kyle: Ewww. Look at all those furnugs on the carpet we could open up a carpet business!!

Patty: I know, my cat sheds a lot. The only problem with that is some people are allergic to cats.

by geckopaws November 24, 2010

Bessemer Furnace

Similar to a Dutch Oven, the Bessemer Furnace makes use of a closet instead of a bed. The fart can occur before or after the victim is shoved into the closet. The use of deception is critical here to lure the victim into the closet. Once trapped, the farter holds the door closed.

I told John I wanted to show him the closet he needed to paint, but I got him with the old Bessemer Furnace.

by #2stunna January 11, 2010

dude furnace

When many dudes are crowded in a very uncomfortable space becoming very hot and stuffy.

Man 1: It was cramped in that locker room dude

Man 2: yeah, quite a dude furnace

by varthan October 24, 2007

furniphilia

when your best friend gets so drunk, he drops his pants and makes love to your furniture.

drunk person: ohh yeah, more cushin for the pushin. *humps couch*
str8 edger: you can take your alcohol and furniphilia out the door. xEDGEx

by soma689 April 25, 2013

Flirn

When a woman passes gas while sitting or situated in a manner that makes the air press and travel up front and out through her vaginal folds, sometimes creating a small noise.

I was leaning back in my chair when tried to slip out a toot but was shocked as it ended up being a flirn. Oh my god, I just flirned.

by CrittyHo November 13, 2020

Face Furniture

Another term for a man's beard

"Look at that guy's face furniture....I could totally sit on that!"

by toldyouZed May 21, 2016

MSN furniture

A term used for people who are online all the time even when they're not chatting. they're just part of the 'furniture'

Andy is online so much, she is just MSN furniture.

by Andydeek November 11, 2005