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Fucklessly

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It's basically the same thing as "Shitlessly", or "The shit out of", except it's "Fucklessly", or "The fuck out of", or "until one cannot fuck anymore" except instead of "shit" it's "fuck".
Caylee raped Mattie fucklessly
by Kiwi+Mattie June 2, 2010
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Fucktensil

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Any type of utensil used by females for masturbation or for assistance during sexual intercourse. These items include: kitchen utensils, mechanical tools, remote controls, video game controllers, etc.
Dude 1: "Dude, why does the remote smell so funky?"
Dude 2: "Oh, right... that's my girlfriend's fucktensil"
Dude 1: *drops remote* "Eeww dogg, you guys are fucking nasty..."
by Da Vin Chee December 22, 2009
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fuckmess

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A complete mess. It can be in reference to a mess involving food or a situation gone awry.
A. John spilled all the spaghetti, what a fuckmess.

B. This fund raiser has degenerated into a complete fuckmess.
by dgordon April 30, 2007
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fuckthisshit

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a state of disgruntlement towards immediate actions from interaction with other humanoids, generally when one first awakens from his/her/its daily sleep.
Max wakes up, Erica enters the room.

Erica: Honey, the bong broke, and your boss called and told me you were fired, and the tow truck took the car away, and there was an eviction notice in the mail today.

Max: Fuckthisshit.
by seenthelight July 2, 2008
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Funkstress

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A funky, sassy, hip female. Usually a badass sense of style and everything else.
by fdb7 March 27, 2011
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Fuckerass

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Someone who bothers you continuously. A person whom you cannot stand.
This fuckerass is getting on my nerves.
Why are you acting like a fuckerass?
Do you know where you're going fuckerass?
Good Morning fuckerass.
by S. Stan October 19, 2012
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An extremely intelligent female, gifted in the ways of social interactions. Very likely to have large groups of raving fans and swarms of followers doting on every word that falls from her lips.
Person A: Wow, that girl over there has about 50 guys trying to ask her to dinner.

Person B: Which one?

Person A: The one over there, proving the Gram-Schmidt process on the white board over there in Hesburgh.

Person B: Oh I see. She is quite the funktress, indeed.
by Infiniti McDougal December 7, 2012
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