fuckspectations

the expectations of someone's ability to satisfy you sexually.

My fuckspectations for Angela were quite high considering how hot she was, counter-intuitively I discovered that she was an awful lay.

by tribal425 August 22, 2012

Fuckcept

It's is a meticulously crafted word formed by joining fuck and accept

I can't fuckcept this..

by Soorzz September 15, 2013

fuckcept

it is a meticulously crafted word that combines "fuck + accept" and used an alternative to exaggerate acceptance or denial.

I cannot fuckcept this proposal!

Suhweet! I fuckcept this trip!!

by Doctor Oxford September 17, 2013

Fucksert

(verb) to insert any form of the word 'fuck' into the middle of another word, in order to stress its applicability to the situation.

Chandler: Hey man, wanna order a pizza?
Joey: Abso-fucking-lutely
Chandler: A simple yes would have sufficed, no need to Fucksert.

Guy 1: Did you see what Trump just said?
Guy 2: yeah that orange cretin is un-fucking-believable.

by quantumpsk September 18, 2016

Fuckaleptic

A physical disorder in which lack of sex and excessive horniness forces someone to sleep with a random stranger. Derived from narcoleptic in which lack of sleep causes a person to nod off mid-sentence.

My friend Ed hadn't been laid in so long, after the bar closed tonight he appeared to be fuckaleptic heading home with the bartender.

by Crank Case February 9, 2017

Fuckception

When you mess with someones mind over a topic that isn’t really accurate in a bid to make it reality

Mate I bumped into your ex last night and it was nice to see her. She never mentioned you though which was weird. #fuckception

by snosrap1 July 13, 2019

Three Fucksketeers

The ultimate mashup of 3 incredible personalities that make up a fantastic trio of best friends. To be compared to a Fucksketeer is equivalent as to say you were raised amongst the "God of Best Friends". Simply cannot be replaced and will forever hold its friendship value as time goes on.

"Here come the Three Fucksketeers, kindly resume drinking your Moosehead and press play to resume the next Star Wars episode"

by Sam Fed April 17, 2017