Fuckallery

Actions of doing fuck all or nothing at all.
The process of doing absolutely nothing, derived from the british term "fuck all" or nothing at all.

Despite all the fuckallery in the office; Jim was still able to get something done.

I was supposed to get a paper done, but I was too involved with my fuckallery.

by EnterTheGopher October 6, 2010

FUCKBALL ROOMATE

A fucking retard whom you have unknowingly invited to stay with you out of pity and/or the chance to get laid and/or because they own a full sized washer and dryer combo, and it turns out that instead of being empathetic and acknowleging that you have done them a favor for pulling their redneck ass out of the fucking gutter, they proceed to make your very existence on this planet a living fucking fuckball hell....see example.

You asscock fuckball shitfuck. When the hell are you going to do the fucking dishes you dirtied two months ago? You are the biggest FUCKBALL ROOMATE I have ever had, you slackjawed redneck donkey. Pack your fucking banjo and get the fuck out of my apartment you no-tooth retard chigger. Get the fuck out.

by Fighterjock January 11, 2007

fuckaly

When something you have been anticipating for a while happens.

Wife: dinner is ready babe
Husband: fuckaly

by Biganchokeyuh February 12, 2021

fuckalay

another slang word for fuck, another thing to scream when you mess up or get pissed

"FUCKALAY, the girl flaked on me again"

FUCKALAY!!!!!!!!!!

by Troy Dagdigian May 15, 2008

fuckball

A sexual practice where six or more consensual adults get naked and roll around together on the floor indulging in mostly non penetrative sex. As the six bodies pile around each other, the 'fuckball' appears to be a single mass of limbs that rolls. Think Twister, without the mat and with erections.

"Hey guys, shall we get naked and roll ourselves a fuckball?"

by ElGrandeQueso April 21, 2008

fuckballs

the word that is screamed out when in excruciating pain in awkward circumstances.

working in a grocery store, I open a till only to realize that I dropped something. I go to pick it up, smoke my head off the till and "fuckballs!" as a customer waits for me to serve them :)

by consuella the mexican April 29, 2011

Fuckall Fifty

1. A very low hourly rate to work for.
2. Something almost worthless

1. The boss gave me a pay rise. Now I get fuckall fifty an hour.

2. Your opinion is worth around fuckall fifty

by E_Z_Fleece April 20, 2011