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fuckball

an asshole or someone you extremely dislike
you fuckin fuckball bastard
by sam defrezz May 13, 2005
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Fuckallery

Actions of doing fuck all or nothing at all.
The process of doing absolutely nothing, derived from the british term "fuck all" or nothing at all.
Despite all the fuckallery in the office; Jim was still able to get something done.

I was supposed to get a paper done, but I was too involved with my fuckallery.
by EnterTheGopher October 6, 2010
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FUCKBALL ROOMATE

A fucking retard whom you have unknowingly invited to stay with you out of pity and/or the chance to get laid and/or because they own a full sized washer and dryer combo, and it turns out that instead of being empathetic and acknowleging that you have done them a favor for pulling their redneck ass out of the fucking gutter, they proceed to make your very existence on this planet a living fucking fuckball hell....see example.
You asscock fuckball shitfuck. When the hell are you going to do the fucking dishes you dirtied two months ago? You are the biggest FUCKBALL ROOMATE I have ever had, you slackjawed redneck donkey. Pack your fucking banjo and get the fuck out of my apartment you no-tooth retard chigger. Get the fuck out.
by Fighterjock January 11, 2007
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Fuckitarian

A vegetarian who does a moral 180' in their concern for the treatment of animals after being traumatized by an animal themselves. A fuckitarian will only eat the meat of animals that have been systematically tortured for a majority of their lives (e.g., veal or Subway teriyaki chicken where the chickens were continuously molested by Jared from when they hatched until they killed themselves).
Ken decided to become a fuckitarian after a bird shit in his last beer
by Nigel Sanchez July 3, 2016
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Fucktalking

"Fucktalking" is a term that describes the act of engaging in prolonged conversations that seem to go in circles, ultimately leading to no productive outcome. It represents a chain reaction of motivation that goes nowhere, as individuals involved in "fucktalking" exchange repetitive and redundant information without reaching any meaningful conclusions or actions. It serves as a reminder of the importance of efficient and purposeful communication to avoid wasting time and energy.
The team's constant fucktalking about the upcoming event left them with no concrete plans or actions, just a lot of repetitive discussion.
by EssSnake September 8, 2023
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fucknally

A smartass combination of "fuck" + "finally" to express annoyance and relief at the same time.
I waited for her in restaurant for 50 minutes and thought she stood me up.

When she fucknally came she had a such lame excuse I couldn't believe it.
by smartass nerd November 15, 2011
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fuckball

A sexual practice where six or more consensual adults get naked and roll around together on the floor indulging in mostly non penetrative sex. As the six bodies pile around each other, the 'fuckball' appears to be a single mass of limbs that rolls. Think Twister, without the mat and with erections.
"Hey guys, shall we get naked and roll ourselves a fuckball?"
by ElGrandeQueso April 21, 2008
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