Fucktart 

A tart, usually of the sweet variety, or a other dessert which has been so poorly made it cannot be eaten

Wow! What did you do to this apple pie? I can’t even cut it with a knife! It’s a complete fucktart

Fucktart by Antsy Pantsy June 11, 2019

fucktart 

Synonymous with 'asswipe'. A word that describes a stuck-up, know-it-all adulterer.

This guy Jim, he is a real fucktart.

fucktart by Bruce Gallos July 24, 2002

Fucktart 

A goodie-goodie fucking retard. The kind of person you just want to smack upside their head.

Fucking+ retard+ fruitcake/sour-ass (goodie-goodie)

That new kid Pip is such a no-good goodie-goodie fucktart. I want him to die.

Fucktart by Jequita the Awesome January 26, 2008

fucktart 

the act of having sex with a toaster pastry, in most forms of society frowned upon :-(

Thats bad man don't fucktart my poptart!

fucktart by fùh-ck tar-T March 12, 2003

fuckfarts 

Strictly it is when air is pumped into a vagina during intercourse, and released when the penis is pulled out.
Urban myth? Definitely not.
Talking from personal experience. They are not so smelly as ordinary farts though.
Also somebody insignificant.

They're just a bunch of fuckfarts (nobodies).

fuckfarts by shonny March 4, 2007

Fuckfurter

***Fuckfurter (fuhk-fur-ter) adj./noun : A cross between a weenie (frankfurter) and a fucker. syn: cock sucker- douche bag- jerkface- etc.

"That fuckfurter Bob pinched a bowl from my sack!" -OR- "That bitch Jamie is a total fuckfurter."

Fuckfurter by ~Jenifir~ @}~*~~ September 12, 2005

Fuckfort 

A sexual structure resembling a hutch or cave made by reconfiguring the individual components (mattress, cushion pillows, etc) of an existing piece of furniture (bed, couch, etc).

When Greg is away at school, his mother and her new boyfriend Terry spend most of their time building a fuckfort out of Greg's threadbare bed.

Fuckfort by Magnus Apollo March 24, 2011