by alank47 December 30, 2007
Get the ftwmug. bill: hey i need something fast, cheap, filling, and good for me.
cujo: brocolli
chastity: pasta ftw, you can add vegetables, meat, eat it with bread and soup, all for a cheap & hearty meal.
bill: thank you but i am on urbandictionary i did not need to know that much.
chastity: i like the sex :-*
cujo: brocolli
chastity: pasta ftw, you can add vegetables, meat, eat it with bread and soup, all for a cheap & hearty meal.
bill: thank you but i am on urbandictionary i did not need to know that much.
chastity: i like the sex :-*
by karch? January 5, 2007
Get the ftwmug. fuck the what: wtf backwards, but reserved for situations where a regular wtf isn't enough. FTW= WTF x 3
by UltimoJay June 11, 2006
Get the ftwmug. FTW is a commonly used term nowadays among the youth of the internet. Most people view it as, "For the Win". This transliteration of this acronym, however, is in every way, false. It dates back to the days of the ancient Eskimos, and their favorite sport. The usage of this term is understandably mixed up, as it may have seemed like a cheer to the early Alaskan settlers that sailed from Guatemala.
As the alaskan Eskimos divulged themselves in this recreational activity, many of them would cheer on their comrades, "FTW!"
To the English speaking Guatemalans, they have interpreted it as, "For the Win", however it's true definition using the literal translation from its Chinese roots, is "FUCK THE WALRUS", as indeed, the Eskimaean sport of using raw strength and pieces of drift wood to fuck walruses lying on a beach was quite popular in that day.
So the definition, "For the Win" is fallacious.
FTW. verb. early chinese, : "Fuck the Walrus", it can also mean the screwing of other various aquatic animals.
Now you know the real story of FTW.
As the alaskan Eskimos divulged themselves in this recreational activity, many of them would cheer on their comrades, "FTW!"
To the English speaking Guatemalans, they have interpreted it as, "For the Win", however it's true definition using the literal translation from its Chinese roots, is "FUCK THE WALRUS", as indeed, the Eskimaean sport of using raw strength and pieces of drift wood to fuck walruses lying on a beach was quite popular in that day.
So the definition, "For the Win" is fallacious.
FTW. verb. early chinese, : "Fuck the Walrus", it can also mean the screwing of other various aquatic animals.
Now you know the real story of FTW.
1. "It's too small! I can't fit it in!" said the eskimo Junjube, as he attempted to fuck his walrus. Kairou, his lover shouted to him, "FTW!!" (Fuck the walrus)
2. Whalers on a ship are attempting to fuck their catch. "FTW!!" (Fuck the Whale)
3. A rather obese woman has fallen on her back. A child cries out for help. "FTW!!" (Fuck the ((fat)) woman)
2. Whalers on a ship are attempting to fuck their catch. "FTW!!" (Fuck the Whale)
3. A rather obese woman has fallen on her back. A child cries out for help. "FTW!!" (Fuck the ((fat)) woman)
by lSparkl December 9, 2008
Get the ftwmug. Acronym meaning, For the Win, but rarely can be used as Fuck the what.
Can be clarified by changing the f to a 4, i.e. 4tw.
Can be clarified by changing the f to a 4, i.e. 4tw.
by Artifishalfish January 20, 2007
Get the ftwmug. a geek word used in rune scape be cause wtf is blocked out so they say it backwards cause they have no life.
by Undead522 June 16, 2009
Get the ftwmug. Initialism for 'forgot to wipe'.
by elliottcable September 25, 2007
Get the ftwmug.