butch fruitcake

a slut who is annoying and uses way to much tanner and has kissed more girls than guys and claims shes straight.

oh my god look!
what??
it's the butch fruitcake...
oh shit.. everyone run and hide

by mhamilton July 6, 2010

fruitcake

a fruitcake is someone that is either homosexual or acts oddly on a daily basis

Nick, you are a fruitcake. You jump around all day like a tard.

by Ian Gamble September 28, 2005

Alaskan fruitbasket

This is when you're fucking a girl missionary style, you cum in her, slurp it all out, then proceed to slowly spit it back into her nasty vagina

I'm gonna turn you into a fucking Alaskan fruitbasket bitch.

by Poptartius August 5, 2016

Fruitcake

A gross cake-like thing that consists of nasty spices, nuts, anddried fruit.

"The trash compactor is full so just dump that in a pan for now." - Inventor of the fruitcake

by purpleppleater1234 April 28, 2011

fruitcake

A horribly amusing insult.

Scooter is a fruitcake.

by Rachel June 6, 2004

Sadist Fruitcake

A Fruitcake made with small glass shards; not a very nice thing to give out to small children

Lucy is such a whore, I'm going to make her a sadist fruitcake!

looks like mom whipped up some sadist fruitcake for the in-laws

by BlurredIndigo July 4, 2007

fruitcake

Sarah Palin

Sarah Palin is a total fruitcake—and so are the idiots who buy her book.

by T. Boondoggle Blivet December 20, 2009