Fruitist

Someone who discriminates against specific fruits and the times and places they can be eaten.

Fruitist is someone who says watermelon can't be eaten for breakfast because it isn't really a morning fruit.

by ChefE December 14, 2017

fruitsack

noun: used to decribe a person who has homosexual qualitys but is not necessarily gay
similar to fruitcake

Dude, you are a fruitsack.

by master finger blaster October 9, 2004

fruitsnack

some one who is an annoying bitch and should be shot via 12 gauge to the head

Yo, fuk these haxin fruitsnacks

by Illa Killa March 12, 2003

rasta shasta monasta fritasta

when one hits that point where they're fried out of their mind stoned, sometimes this can be good or very bad, such as when a person of your little green party becomes a heatbag. 2 examples will show the difference

Good!: "Dude, is it raining?" Gnome A
"No bro, but there goes a goat" Gnome B

Bad: The noob was so rasta shasta monasta fritasta'd after one joint that he began to hurl and was never invited to smoke again.

by The Kaiser of Shiza July 19, 2007

Fruititard

A derogatory term for someone whose family owns a fruit stand.

Also:
An ingredient used in jams and fruit juices

"Hey, look at that f*cking Fruititard!"
"Hey, my orange juice has EXTRA fruititard!"

by monkeybone908 November 16, 2009

Fruitistical

When something is silly, stupid, annoying, anything you don't like, it's Fruitistical.

Mom: You should wear your red shirt today! It looks so nice on you!

Kid: No mom that shirt is just Fruitistical!

by Birdmamma December 15, 2010

fruitastic

a fruit that is just so perfect there are no words to describe it

morgan: this apple is just so good. it's fruitastic!

by twigglet0025 September 9, 2010