fruitarianism

A dietary belief and subculture founded on the school of thought that humanity is anatomically frugivorous and would benifit most by eating accordingly for optimum health. The theory is scientifically sound yet the life is a difficult one to maintain in a world where most fruit is hybridised, pumped as much as legally possible with pesticides, and irradiated. Fruitarians who live on healthy land with plenty of rain tend to see the full benefit of their belief in this natural diet of Man.

Fruitarianism is often accompanied by the tenets of raw foodism.

'Fruitarianism, or the Theory of Human Frugivory, like our planet being round, is one of those simple truths which will be met by opposition for dozens, if not hundreds or thousands of years before being even remotely accepted.'

by Kyle Lees January 21, 2006

fruitarian

someone that only eats fruit(no animals vegitabls or animal byproducts) They eat the fruit and then use the seads 2 regrow more fruit 2 eat

hippies usaly would b type of ppl that r fruitarians

by Jake S. (www.myspace.com/peace99peace) October 8, 2007

pootas fruitas

when you take a shit in a fruit and then offer it to someone

pootas fruitas es muy magnifico

by princess lambchop May 13, 2005

Frustarded

When ultimate frustration is reached causing a retarded-like mentality.

After working hard all quarter, my sales numbers were so bad that I became frustarded and could not continue my job.

by Mr. Awesome Taint September 22, 2009

fruitarian

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I hate them. so much. They're even worse than vegetarians.

I hate fruitarians. a lot.

by crap November 19, 2004

fruitcase

a maniacal flaming homosexual.

Stephen and all his handbags, what a fruitcase!

by sheepyone November 29, 2011

fruittarded

to be awesome or awesome-like.

"That is soooo fruittarded!"
"You are so fruittarded."

by renn_bear137 April 23, 2011