A Mexican bandit who used to advertise Fritos. White liberal twits and pantywaist oafs said that the Frito Bandito was racist because it looked like a Mexican, and anybody who saw him would instantly and automatically believe that all Mexicans were bandits, and that they spoke English with a Mexican accent.
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An extreme sexual act in which 1 partner eats a bag of frito corn chips then vomits into the anus of their partner and then the 2nd partner lays on their stomach to receive a severe anal pounding using the vomit as lube. After ejaculating into the anus the 2nd partner then pushes it out while still lying on their stomach. The end result should then have the desired appearance.... note one may also choose to eat this wonderful meal as well
by king fugu fish April 4, 2009
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by FritoLover77 December 22, 2021
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