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friendhoarding

A psychological disorder that makes one add as many friends as possible to their facebook or myspace accounts to fill the void in their diminishing real-world social lives.
Manny's eyes are bloodshot, I bet he was up all night friendhoarding on myspace. what a douchebag!
by Molson Dan September 27, 2005
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friendate

when one goes out on a date with a friend. this could be when two friends decide to try a date, or if two friends decide to go out to an event as friends.
"Dude, Frankie and Ady are going to prom as friendates."
by Lil Pat G October 10, 2007
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Friendstigator

A person who is constantly pushing you into a relationship he or she knows will be a good fit for you.
Dude 1 - "You are my best friend. You know that right?"
Dude 2 - "Yeah, you too."
Dude 1- "We should be thankful for Jay. He was such a
friendstigator. He was the only person to know we would be a good fit and have a bro-mance."

Girl 1 - "Jenny needs to stop trying to set me up for drinks
with Gabby! Dang!"

Girl 2 - " I know! She is such a friendstigator!"
by Jsanctuary13 April 15, 2011
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Friendcrave

An intense liking for someone of any gender to become a close friend. Similar feeling to a crush, but not romantic.
I have a friendcrave for Jess. She's just such a cool person B)
by HangZen November 22, 2006
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Friendasaurus

There is always an obligatory "fat" friend in any group of hot girls... the Friendasaurus!
Look at the bloody Friendasaurus in that group!!
by imnotasthinkasyoudrunkiam October 23, 2008
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Friendharvester

An individual who goes on your personal social networking site, and sends friend requests to all the people on your friends list, sometimes claiming they know you when they don't...for the sole purpose of upping their friend count to make themselves appear more well 'liked' than they actually are. They also do this to target your friends as potential 'dating material' because they're too damn cheap to pay for eHarmony.
Mel: Hey Peggy, who is that freak Jim guy that sent me an add request saying that he knew you? He keeps saying gross things to me on my wall!

Peggy: Uh, I don't know that dude...I thought YOU did, that's the only reason I accepted him! Ewwe, he's a dirty friendharvester! Delete, delete, delete!!
by Melfine August 20, 2011
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Friendetta

/ˈfrɛn'dɛtə/
noun

the opposite of a vendetta, wherein instead of going out of your way to harm or destroy a person, you dedicate all your energy to making their life as wonderful as possible. This can involve lavishing them with gifts, signing them up for fun arts and crafts classes or even just taking time out of your day to tell them how much they mean to you.
- Wow, Bill's been really down ever since his girlfriend let that amateur basketball team run a train on her
- You thinking what I'm thinking?
- Hell yeah dude, let's wage a friendetta on his cucky ass and give my man the best week of his life!
by maxiebaby January 14, 2019
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