Friendly Fire 

this is when a male accidentally jizzes onto himself, usually during masturbation

Tom: Wackin' off last night, my load shot too high and hit me in the nose!

George: Ah, thee old friendly fire, eh?

Friendly Fire by Jack10392 May 6, 2010

Friendly fire 

The ONLY thing the americans can excell at

Yee HA I have a really big let's got blow something up

Friendly fire by Bush Mr G August 29, 2003

friendly fire 

When a person has too much food in their mouth and speaks so intensely that they spit it onto another person.

Dude, swallow your mashed potatoes before your friendly fire has me looking like Pizza the Hut.

friendly fire by The Challenge May 15, 2009

friendly fire 

When your not looking down and you accidently piss on yourself.

Charles: *Urinating*
Charles' mom: Charles, your penut butter toast is ready!
Charles: *turns head towards bathroom door* Just a sec. Ah shit, I'm taking friendly fire!

friendly fire by markah stewart December 28, 2005

friendly fire 

When Kevin Han kills his own teammate in CS on de_dustworld when his teammate is sitting right next to him yelling at him to stop.

Paul: Kevin, STOP SHOOTING AT ME DAMNIT!!! *dies*
Kevin: Huh? did u say something?

friendly fire by Paul June 11, 2004

Friendly Fire 

When you cum inside of your cheating girlfriend who 'secretly' fucks your friends and give her an STD. She then fucks your friends and gives them the same STD.

Get fucked you traitor! That's what I call friendly fire!

Friendly Fire by meaty scrotum June 24, 2020

friendly fire 

when an american decides to be a total fucking moron and shoot a brittish soldier.

american: "omg, wtf is that?"
american no. 2: "idk, shit! it's moving! SHOOT IT!"

-friendly fire occurs...

friendly fire by ljkhsdlkdf March 15, 2007