Freight Whore

A whore who is really big and fat.

Ya' know, Dave? Monica Lewinsky is one fat-ass freight whore.

by ocmdi June 24, 2003

freight malfunction

when a scalywag says you have freight ready to pickup and she calls it in, but when they get there to pickup, the freight isn't even on the dock.

We have had a slight freight malfunction and will be ready late this evening.

by brkavich June 8, 2010

Freight Zone Mad

When liquor distributors *cough Juleigh, get raging mad and verbally abusive to anyone illegally parked in a freight zone.

You don’t have commercial tags you fuck. You can’t park here. I’m freight zone mad.

by Nacho_mal December 28, 2017

Freight Cuck

One who prefers slaving at a job rather than having fun with friends. Usually a Dallas cowboy fan, enjoys larger women.

Is Jeff coming out this weekend?

No he choose to work overtime all weekend, what a freight cuck.

by Randys greezy cheeseburger gut December 14, 2018

Freight Truck Fucked

When the freight companies show up and then leave. Then your freight truck fucked.

That truck left without our load. We are freight truck fucked.

by SlobbyRobby May 10, 2019

freight broker

A freight broker is a person in the lowest form of occupational sales. Similar to selling Kirby vacuum cleaners door-to-door. Selling a customer's shipment of goods from point A to point B, and convincing a lowly truck driver to do it for a lesser rate than what you charge the organization. Similar to the mining of blood diamonds in Sierra Leone.

Person 1: Antoine just got fired from KFC!?!
Person 2: All good! He just got hired as a freight broker.

by J-Rizzel July 25, 2019

Freight Train

When you're so ugly your face will make a Freight Train take a dirt road.

Bro. My girlfriend can pull nice head but her face would make a Freight Train take a dirt road.

My grandma said Marie's face would make a Freight Train take a dirt road, then a dirt NAP.

by ARsithuldore April 5, 2021