Loose Booty Freckled Fruity

A terminal gay guy who have the skin type of freckles and have multiple partners for anal pleasure.

Aye, that loose booty freckled fruity gonna catch the lick if he don’t slow his roll!!! For real, for real....

by Duke Da God February 9, 2019

Shart Freckled

When somebody sharts on your face, leaving tiny, shitty, spots on it that look like freckles.

Look at this, I Shart Freckled that passed-out lightweight.

by Jesus Dressed in Black January 18, 2022

hot freckles

Code word for Herpes

Guy #1, "Damn, Brittany's pretty hot."
Guy #2, "I'd stay away from that, she's got hot freckles."

by Hot Lunch May 11, 2016

Freckle theory

Postulated by a non-freckled human. The theory proposes with enough sun exposure a freckled person's freckles will eventually connect - seemingly making them very tan, but in fact just making them a giant freckle. This theory has not yet been proven, only tanning creams have helped self-loathing freckled individuals achieve this.

Steve: Did you see Martha the other day?
John: Yeah she's been on the beach every day; testing out the freckle theory I presume.
Steve: She sure would make one sexy giant freckle!
John: True story.

by Lauren Lynch June 10, 2008

Screen Freckles

The little dried pieces of flegm, mung, snot, and boogers on one's computer screen from continuous coughing without covering one's mouth.

Dude, I can hardly read this Urban Dictionary definition because of all your damned screen freckles!

by bukowsky January 5, 2010

Freckle belt

The area spanning below the eyes at the top of the cheeks to the bridge of your nose. In summer, it isn't uncommon for freckles to pop up a lot in this area.

"Your freckle belt really brings out your eyes."

"Once summer comes, I'm going to get a wicked freckle belt."

by DashBlaster May 23, 2009

Freckless

To do or say something stupid, or more commonly multitude of things stupidly

Jack was being really freckless today.

by LR88 April 23, 2022