Frappuccino 

not real coffee.
Please don't say you NEED coffee and go to Starbucks or "The Bean" and order a freaking Frappucino.
almost like drinking 3 cups of sugar with whipped cream on top.

Frappuccino's just doesn't do it for me.

Frappuccino by marbee December 18, 2006

Frappuccino Mocha Latte! 

A nicer and less obvious way of saying FML (which stands for "F" My Life). Particularly good for status updates on Facebook or while driving in cars with children in the back.

You miss your exit when you were already late and your child is screaming in the back seat..."Frappuccino Mocha Latte!"

Frappuccino Mocha Latte! by girlwiththeshorthair February 5, 2010

Mocha Frappuccino 

the most addicting thing in the world other than drugs and facebook

fb status: going to get a Mocha Frappuccino
comment: YUM

Mocha Frappuccino by the NINJA Cheesecake January 11, 2011

frappuccino 

frappuccino-
A Starbucks product which has probably been engineered to attract youth and teen type consumers. A coffee drink for the wuss. Having tasted one- I would say that refined sugar is one of the primary ingredients. Real men and women take their coffee black.

Luke: Damn! Look at all the damned yuppies in Starbucks, typing on their Apple machines and drinking excuses for coffee!

Dustin: Black coffee is an acquired taste, I suppose.

Luke: Indeed, look at them!

Yuppie in Starbucks: Ooh! Look at me answering my email in public! One frappuccino, please!

Luke: Get a ThinkPad and some real coffee!

frappuccino by the_organist April 7, 2009

frappuccino 

To hit a Chinese Person.

A long time ago, four coffee makers (a Spanish, an English, an Italian, and a French) came together to make a new, SPECTACULARLY wonderful coffee drink. It took quite a long time to think of anything, because they wouldn't agree at all except on one thing; they all couldn't stand chinese people. Eventually, they decided to mix common ingredients from around a household to make their drink. To name it, they did the same thing; Mixed parts from all of their languages. Frappe, in French, is to strike. Chino is Spanish for Chinese. Obviously "a" is English for "a". And, because the Italian had no word to contribute, they agreed to spell it with an Italian flair. They decided their drink would be "to hit a chinese person"... Frappuccino!

Who would wanna Frappuccino? i.e. Who would want to hit a chinese person?

frappuccino by Andrew Clevenger January 27, 2007

Double chocolate chip frappuccino 

A delicious drink that everyone will love.

I just had an orgasm by drinking a Double chocolate chip frappuccino.

Double chocolate chip frappuccino by pink polar bears. July 7, 2011

Frappuccino 

Saying fuck and crap at the same time, but adding -puccino- because you're extra like that

Bob-Hey can you get my waterbottle?
Steve-Ya sure
Steve-Frappuccino i dropped it
Bob-what?

Frappuccino by cayleigh68 September 15, 2022