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Jerome Fontamillas

Jerome Earl Fontamillas is the keyboard player, a guitarist, background vocals, and general "noise" guy in the awesomest band ever, Switchfoot. He is influenced by the Beatles and U2. He only surfed twice before joining Switchfoot, can't survive without coffee, and collecys vinyl albums. Cool guy!
Rachel: Who's the guy playing keys up on stage with Switchfoot?
Emily: Oh, that's Jerome Fontamillas!
by Publisher Smublisher April 27, 2010
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boomer font

My grand-dad thinks he's making his point more effectively

when he kicks on that capslock button.

Boomer font, baby!
by Lârry Dângüs, esq. August 12, 2023
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anal fountain

When an overweight, 50 year old man lays naked on his stomach with diarrhea squirting out of his ass and some 20 year old whores on dog leashes drinking out of it. A decent percentage of the time you will find Hugh Hefner masturbating from a distance.
"Yo bitch-dick, you see that anal fountain. Sheryl be chuggin' down that shit!"
by Fagotory Climax November 22, 2016
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Font puberty

When a font, as the size largens, becomes more smooth and less jagged looking. Usually occurs around size 14px, where you can really distinguish the smoothness of the letter.
Arial has it's font puberty at size 14, while Century Gothic has it at 18.
by ColorMyStereo November 20, 2009
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fontanoon

To pass gas while bathing and then bite the arising bubbles
by Bridget the midget September 13, 2003
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Roman Fountain

A Roman Fountan is when a girl sits on a toilet and takes a piss while performing the act of fellatio on a man.
"I can't believe Teddy got that nun to do a Roman Fountain."

"Yea dude she made it rain"

"Thats fucking gross"

"There is actually nothing more natural than a Roman Fountain."
by Gapino March 21, 2009
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fontas

An individual skilled in mass psychology that cleverly utilizes mass greed and stupidity to dump overvalued cryptocurrency on them at a predetermined time-slot usually marked by fontas as"pump start" or "pre-pump start".

An appearance of the fontas is usually accompanied by mass hysteria in the Trollbox, with lot's of chikuns flying both up and down.

Any event orchestrated by the fontas always ends with the Trollbox declaring "pump failed"

A fontas never actually pumps after the first pump announcement.
I lost 50% of my coins, I just got fontas'd!
by Boxman_90 October 6, 2013
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