the founding fondling fathers

The founding fondling fathers was formed in 2017. It is a group of 5 girls, Athena, Elizabeth, Hala, Isabella, and Jumana. The founding fondling fathers, shortened to the FFF, all follow the gaming fungus. We are major gaming fungus supporters. The FFF was only supposed to fondle each other, but one day, Athena went crazy. She wanted to fondle everyone, which is strictly against our FFF rules. The gaming fungus told us our purpose was to bring the community together through fondlement. To show fondlement to the people so they could fondle each other. We are not supposed to fondle outside of the FFF, as it is a sin against the gaming fungus. Though Athena did not care, she wanted to fondle everyone in sight. She even fondled your mom. Athena started fondling just our people, but then, she ran out of people. She decided to prey on children, and even animals too too. Be careful, if you are under the age of 13, or an animal of any sort, you are not safe from Athena, the dark father. OH NO, IM RUNNING OUT OF TIME TO WARN YOU GUYS, BEWARE OF ATHEN DA PRO, THE DARK FATHE-

Person One: I heard Athena, one of the founding fondling fathers, was in our city. Fondling and preying on the children and animals.

Person Two: Do not say that name, we only say the name for educational purposes. Otherwise you refer to her as The Dark Father.

by ughlife123 June 27, 2021

Age of Our Founding Fathers

A term that refers to the era of how and when America was created, going as far from the Civil War to the Revolutionary War; at least up until roughly 1880.

"In the Age of Our Founding Fathers, it is the snake that created the world."
-a message used in the advertising of MGS2 back at around its display in E3 on May 2001

by Dave March 26, 2004

Just as the founding fathers intended

Just as the founding fathers intended

Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion.He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up, Just as the founding fathers intended

by Heya, O' buddy, O' pall September 4, 2023

Packing founding fathers

To have a lot of money. To carry around a lot of money.

I've been working for six months without a break. I'm going to the strip club to blow off some steam. Are you gonna have a good time, Tim?! Oh yea, I'm packing founding fathers. gotta get that paper, making money, get rich, rich, wealthy, money

by joecoolthefool August 8, 2015

the founding forefathers

There was not one decent fellow among them.

Liars and blasphemers and racists and hypocrites were they all.

by Jesus April 6, 2005

The Founding Circle

The collective name for the fifty men present at the first meeting of The Order of The Alabaster Parakeet. These then went on to establish branches of the Order in their respective countries e.g. Constanzo Lombardini for Southern Italy, Cornelius von Schmidt for Sweden etc.

by Cornelius Egbert Quagmire September 22, 2003

The Founding Circle

The first fifty members of The Order of the Alabaster Parakeet. They are as follows:

1. Graig Ayyad
2. Alonso Clozza
3. Jacinto Barlup
4. Hyman Heckle
5. Antione Mcelmeel
6. Jewel Hodosy
7. Felton Cassase
8. Buck Durett
9. Rhett Carmello
10. Winford Cychosz
11. Elden Faltz
12. Benedict Miggo
13. Rey Bookmiller
14. Granville Galinol
15. Cordell Linburg
16. Lynwood Daurizio
17. Ike Mordini
18. Ezequiel Lasin
19. Deangelo Dziurawiec
20. Sid Mulvahill
21. Edmundo Gavles
22. Cristopher Cration
23. Douglass Maeno
24. Renaldo Blide
25. Lonny Brasket
26. Waylon Ebilane
27. Jewell Pellietier
28. Kasey Hulzing
29. Andreas Autovino
30. Rolf Melady
31. Constanzo Lombardini
32. Cornelius von Schmidt
33. Jude Perencevich
34. Waylon Marguardt
35. Shad Molinini
36. Keneth Mahrenholz
37. Garret Iamiceli
38. Santo Lazott
39. Jerrell Acerra
40. Manual Greaux
41. Max Fenster
42. Christian Dory
43. Christian Kasprzak
44. Julio Bisceglia
45. Javier Ekberg
46. Allyson Kmetz
47. Julio Turnbough
48. Selena Wimbish
49. Jessie Osegueda
50. Archduke RMM Swigberry Smythe

And so it came to pass, that these 50 men would become the founding fathers of this most sacred Order.

by Tybalt de Santo September 8, 2004