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Fortass

A term used for how big an ass is
Hey you see how big of an ass my girls got”
“Yeah she got that fortass!”
by YxngJhit January 29, 2021
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melanie fontana

Melanie fontana is a stupid white racist cracker who steals other peoples credit.
Did you hear about that racist songwriter?
Melanie fontana? Yes she is so disgusting and i hate her
by shooterforbts July 15, 2020
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fontabuse

The unnecessary usage of over sized typeface used to express ones current mood.
Aaron - "Check out this email I just got, the font is huge, well over 72points! I must have really pissed her off"

Kara- "Yeah man, thats some serious fontabuse"
by ajd420 November 7, 2006
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fitta

by Anna Kournikova August 7, 2003
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Fitta

The center part of a woman. Moist and seductive sometimes aggressive. Attention seeking and pluggable. It is used for fun and excercise. When used it must be washed afterwards. The appearance varies a lot, but usually it is enjoyable to watch a fitta perform its act. The sole purpose for the fitta is to squeeze, and to squeeze good. A fitta can never squeeze too much. However some fittas squeeze too little, making a big dissapointment to the user of the fitta. The user is then recommended to leave quietly. The goal for the fitta is to envelop things, so it can be scary at times. If you see a fitta, do not be afraid, aproach it with care and try to offer comfort to it, as it likes that very much.
Slicka nu den fittan för fan. = Lick that pussy damn you.

Jag vet inte om jag har knullat den fittan = I do not know if I have fucked that pussy

Jag vill inte rövknulla den fittan = I do not want to assfuck that pussy
by Martin De Wer November 21, 2010
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Darius Fontaine

Grand Theft Auto:San Andreas
A commercial on the radio comes on with Darius Fontaine talking about facing your fears.
There is a myth about him that says "Darius Fontaine once made a man jump off a cliff, killing himself in the process."
Clues about this is found on the station "WCTR".
Lazlo to Darius-"Ah, Darius Fontaine! Look, I told you to leave me alone!"
also
"The Wild Traveler"
in a later conversation
-"Why am i here?"
-"I don't know. Why are you there? Where are you?"
"I'm on a cliff in verdant Bluffs. I wanna jump."
-"Oh, lonesome place. I'd jump if i were you." Etc.
by green-poo August 19, 2009
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Fontana

Fontana is a city in west San Bernardino County (east San Bernardino County is adjacent to the states of Nevada and of Arizona).

Fontana is mostly comprised of working class housing; it has a racially & ethnically mixed population. It also has much more street gang and street drug activity than most folks would want.

Speaking of gangs, Fontana is the birthplace of a famous old gang...the Hell's Angels.

Speaking of birthplace, Kaiser Permanente Health Care began in Fontana during World War II; originally started as Employee Health for the large Kaiser Steel Mill.

When the Kaiser Steel Mill closed in the early '80's, it caused a substantial down-turn in the local economy. Parts of town became very crime-ridden, especially in the redneck "Fontucky" area.

The closed-down steel plant was later used for the location shots in the film, "Terminator 2".

The closed steel plant was dismantled & shipped to China to be reassembled for steel production in that country.

The California Speedway was built by Roger Penske on the old Steel Mill grounds...it regularly is used for NASCAR events.

It's true, there truly is a rough side to Fontana...it's not Beverly Hills, but things do happen there.
"What's the best line to pick up a meth-head chick in a bar in Fontana?...

'Nice tooth!'".
by Stargon76 July 19, 2012
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