barber fornication

going to a barber thats not ur barber. similar to cheating on ur barber, but more severe

accused: i havent missed a cut in 8 years! i didnt cheat!
accuser: guilty of barber fornication. 40 lashes!

by broski of broskis October 8, 2019

Fornication Under Consent of the King

The letters at the beggining of each word basically spell FUCK

"Fornication Under Consent of the King YOU MAN!"

by Raijin May 6, 2005

fornication

banging, sucking, or eating outside of wedlock.

Trina gives headto Leeroy at the movies.

by Crystal January 30, 2004

gastronomic fornication

The use of condiments in kinky acts in the bedroom.

Person 1: I am hungry.
Person 2: How about some gastronomic fornication?

by wendle wendle wendle January 17, 2009

chocolate oreo midget fornication

When a black midget woman and a white midget man have consensual sex. The white midget man pulls out and cums in the black midget womans mouth. Then the white midget man slaps the black midget woman on the back of the head causing the black midget woman to spit the cum everywhere.

Lets watch that porn called chocolate oreo midget fornication...

by chocolate meatlocker April 25, 2010

fornication

Someone who eats corn with a fork. Obviously, corn can be eaten with a spoon or a fork, but a fornicator is known for eating corn with a fork.

Paul: "Hey, John is Jim fornicating?"
Jim: "AH, THIS IS GOOD CORN!"
John: "That is some good fornication"

by Raf City April 17, 2010

Fornication Hibernation

The tenancy for men to fall asleep after having sex.

Evan: Sorry I'm late, Julie was over this afternoon, got stuck in Fornication Hibernation.

Ryan: It's cool dude, happens to the best of us

by OrangeryWarden March 29, 2011