Forkstabbed

It's what you get when you run your mouth in front of psychopaths.

Made famous in "It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia".

Liam McPoyle: "That's what you get, Charlie! You get forkstabbed!"

by BAMico July 28, 2009

Forkifoon

Fork + Knife + Spoon = Forkifoon (phork-i-phoon)

Word used to indicate that you are in need of all three utensils.

*special thanks to Jordy for helping me with this one*

Hey, could you please pass me a forkifoon?

by _allismine_ December 20, 2006

What the fork

"What the fuck" in the good place

What the fork is a Chidi?

by Eleanor Shellstrop January 31, 2019

hit it with the fork

To cook crack.

I was low on dough so I had to hit it with the fork.

by gotmilf14 December 23, 2013

fork stream

when your pee comes out in two directions due to sperm residue (men only)

jerked off last night, woke up with fork stream and pissed all over the toilet

by hillhead January 7, 2012

Forny

A forny or forn for short, is a person who regularly fornicates or has sex outside of marriage.

That Ted's a forny.

Forny, forny, Ted's so horny.

by CattlesRgreat August 7, 2017

Forklift Certified

Forklift Certified means you have an IQ above average and are a chad

You’re telling me you’re not forklift certified? Loser!

by Alexei DeVoss September 14, 2020