Footprint

When you're making out with a woman and you get an erection and your pre-cum leaves wet spots on your pants.

Bro I was making out with Shirly last night and I was mad footprintin

by the_real_brian_c April 14, 2020

Parental Footprint

The term for how much of an impact you have on your parent's lives and money. Most poignant when living with parents at an age where you really should have moved out by now.
Derived from 'Carbon Footprint'

Guy 1: "Man, I can't believe you had to move back in with your parents"
Guy 2: "Yeah it's not so bad though, I have a well paid job and I cook my own meals so my parental footprint is pretty small"

by thejoyoflex March 14, 2011

radioactive footprint

The total geographical area contaminated by radioactive isotopes, including the quantity and radioisotope composition dispersed both on land and water, as a result of a nuclear power plant disaster, atomic bomb blast or depleted uranium munitions event.

The radioactive footprint resulting from the 1986 Chernobyl nuclear disaster in the Ukraine covered 38,000 square kilometers and nearly rendered all of Europe uninhabitable had a second explosion occurred at the power plant, according to Soviet nuclear expert Vassily B. Nesterenko.

by San Onofre Downwinder December 28, 2012

Corona Footprint

The impact your social activity has had on the spread of coronavirus

Jack's been having way too many barbecues... his corona footprint must be awful by now!

by scoyle March 26, 2020

Phallic Footprint

Like a carbon footprint. A phallic footprint is how many penises a person has drawn in their lifetime.

Travis: My phallic footprint is currently 742.
Terrel: Thats not a thing, Travis.
Travis: Well it is now.

by tumasubdub46290 March 29, 2020

Carbon Footprint

The quantity of greenhouse gases that have risen in the atmosphere caused by human actions.

The average quantity of carbon footprint globally is roughly around 4 tons, whereas the average in the United States is 16 tons which is 4 times the global average. The United States contributes to the 2nd most carbon footprint emissions globally following China which releases the most.

by UltimateDoge August 22, 2022

Floatpoint Costume Prop Society

Something that is purely a visual example, because it uses logic that has no association at all, including intrinsicly, meaning no connections can exist within or about.

Earth is a Floatpoint Costume Prop Society, as there are no connections at all because narcissism exists.

by HOMOSAPIEN LOGIC COORDINATOR November 3, 2023