Thirty Footer

A woman that only looks good from beyond thirty feet.

From outside thirty feet: "Bro, you see that girl over there? Look at that ass!"

From inside thirty feet: "Bro, that cellulite is making me gag. She's a thirty footer."

by ThaFreak55 May 14, 2011

Fooderus

Similar to the Uterus for an actual baby, the Fooderus is for a food baby. The fooderus is only active or felt when in the presence of a foodbaby. This is caused by eating too much food, causing the eater to feel pregnant because they have eaten too much food. This is followed by a feeling of fullness or denseness.

" Ugh. I'm so full, I can feel my fooderus expanding..."

by Afrequentfatass August 2, 2009

Filly Fooler

Commonly used in My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic fanfictions. A Filly Fooler is a pony that is attracted to the same gender.

In FlutterDash shippings Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy are depicted as Filly Foolers

by EpicDash377 March 2, 2015

Martha Focker

Interjection- A less offensive replacement of "Mother Fucker." Usually used amongst children, parents, and Mormons. Origin-"Meet the Parents"

Oh Martha Focker, that really freakin hurt!

by Doomlad April 8, 2007

Fooderbate

Eating something boring and fantasizing that it is actually something good. similar to masturbating but involving food and non-sexual

Last night I wanted Pizza so bad but I was broke and only had a loaf of bread so I fooderbated about Pizza while I ate boring toast.

I fooderbate about lobster all the time.

by Canucks Fan April 3, 2006

Fockery

An informal and more intense way of 'crock' which means 'absolute nonsense'
New Slang for "Absolute Nonsense".

Ben said, "This atmosphere is an absolute Fockery."
Thomas said, "I know it is full of pollution what absolute crock we humans have made acid rain will kill us off soon!".

by Ron Willson February 15, 2018

Forty Footer

A woman who looks hot from far away, but when you get close she's is ugly.

Hey that girl is a forty footer

by Jonathan Dack October 22, 2004