Fedophile

A deep state plot between the United States government, the LGBTQIA+ community, CSPAN and liberally minded YouTube creators to groom children into believing it's okay to not be straight.

Bro 1: "Hey bro, did you hear about the high school library with a cartoon depiction of someone giving a plastic stick a blowjob?"

Bro 2: "Yeah bro, they're all apart of the Fedophile's plan."

by ReaganlnTheMoney June 27, 2023

Fedophile

When dudes show up in Watertown WI in black shirts, masks, matching khaki pants, black flags with swastikas, and chant "Blood blood blood!" "US or the PEDOPHILES!" "NO PEDOS ON OUR STREETS!" it's clear that they're EITHER federal agents tasked with Harvesting the Hate, and letting a thousand Anti-Pedo flowers bloom, OR organic and sincere community-based activists, who just happen to find public discussion of pedophilia exciting.
Calling them #Fedophiles is annoying either way.
If they're FEDS, they're annoyed at being exposed as such.
If they're grassroots activists, they're annoyed at being described as government toys, NPC's.

When the #Fedophiles showed up in Watertown, WI, the witty response would have been to counter-chat at them:
#FEDOPHILES!
Blood blood blood?

More like ERECTION ERECTION ERECTION!

Harvest the Hate!
Harvest the Hate!
Hatin' on PEDOS makes the COUNT-TREE GREAT!

. . . this done in a heavily ironic, heartily affectionate tone, to reflect the understanding that the first step in coming out as a boy-lover, is processing the internal pedo-phobia by doing a lot of external #pedotoileting.

by Didaskalos July 30, 2023

FEDOPHILE

a Pedophile that works in/with the Federal Government

that Fedophile is talking inappropriately with 15-year-old Girls!!

by DSDATURA August 15, 2023

Feadophile

A female paedophile who is sexually attracted to children who are under the age of under 18.

She’s a Feadophile, I witnessed her messaging minors

by Brown 472 March 30, 2024

Foodiphille

One who enjoys engaging in sexual intercourse with food, particularly fast food such as cheeseburgers or donuts

Yeah Oliver is a total foodiphille, I caught him laying some serious pipe to a Baconator last night

by AnidaDyke April 8, 2024

Fredophile

When someone from clearfork sends a weird discord method or whispers in a girls ear

AHH run its a fredophile

by Yezzirzki Babez May 1, 2024

Fedophile

Someone who has strong desires to sexually harrass and manhandle federal agents

Regardless of agency

"Man i would slam that gash"

"Yeah but shes a FED dude she'll shoot your dog!"

"Sounds like my kind of gal! Let her shoot my dog then we hate fuck!"

"Bro what the fuck? Are you a fedophile?"

by YURI Illyo December 18, 2024