Fong

The Asian version of the Fleshlight

Man, i didnt get laid tonight! Looks like I will be getting a little "Fong" action.

by Inconspicuous1 June 12, 2018

Fong

A fucking legend gets all the girls. Nice, funny, hits people in the back almost every time. He is a great friend but an even better boyfriend.

Fong is the best fucking guy in the class !

by Josh Hannable April 12, 2021

Fong

Fong is special. Fong has a good heart and cares others. They have a great understanding of empathy toward the world.

Fong is a good person. I like his personality!

by John H January 15, 2023

fong kong

"Fong kong" refers to something that is very obviously fake, plastic, or non-believable. It can also be used to refer to something or someone that tries desperately hard to be cool, but falls flat.

This term has originated amongst South African youth, and was used mostly back in 2000-2002.

Desperado: "Hey Jerry, check out the boobs on that chick!"
Jerry: "Ai, that's fong kong if I ever saw it, boet!"

by QJ87 March 12, 2008

fong tzu

a philosopher of the 21st century who believes primarily in these 3 ideas:
1. fuc* you
2. you are so full of s*it
3. go rot in hell

these are the only phrases he uses to engage in a conversation.

brett: "yo fong tzu how was your day bro"
fong tzu: "go rot in hell"

by mo tzu November 23, 2011

Fong pas

The act of mistaking one middle-aged Asian man for another middle-aged Asian man.

I was so embarrassed when I asked some random guy if he was George Takei. That was a total Fong pas!

by clasher2 April 12, 2010

Fong'ed

Getting fucking drunk in Hong Kong

Man, I drank so much with my friend Michael in Hong Kong. We both got Fong'ed!

by jb1232 February 9, 2015