Flush and flee

To defecate in a public toilet, then flush only to see the water level rise, then cheese it without doing anything to remedy the situation.

I had to complain to the Denny's manager after I went to the men's room and discovered the floor wet and vile stench of feces. Some asshole pulled the old flush and flee.

by Red001 April 21, 2015

Flushing

The act of drinking very quickly and consuming a large amount of liquid. Can be beers or liquor or both simultaneously. Compared to a toilet flushing water.

Damn, look at Dan, that kid is flushing beers.

by Flush Master September 15, 2012

two flusher

A dump so enormous that one must flush the toilet twice to get it all down.

Excuse me folks but I must hit the can. This could be a two flusher!

by Larryfun September 11, 2005

love flush

Is a rush of excitement with massive helpings of love thrown in
It is closely connecting with the connection one has with their soulmate.

It is a warm heating of the heart from the inside out that radiates through the entire body giving a feeling of euphoria
your heart beats faster, you find it difficult to breathe, you start to have an out of body experience, just hold on and enjoy the ride

you see his or her name come up on your phone - love flush
you see them walk in the room - love flush
the slightest touch - love flush
the thought of kissing them- love flush

by finally found them, adelaide September 22, 2013

No Flush Challenge

A challenge that a brave adventurer can partake in where the aim is to not flush their toilet for as long as they can withstand the putrid horror that will eventually build up inside the bowl.

Dinith: "Hello Wendy, by Jove, what is that horrible smell coming from your toilet?"
Wendy: "Well Dinith, I have been taking part in the No Flush Challenge for about 6 years now"

by oh yeah! yeah! February 14, 2014

Prison Flush

When you flush a turd immediately after splashdown in order to protect the olfactory sensibilities of those in the immediate vicinity. Useful in prison, office bathrooms, at home, and in the hospital.

-Next time you’re gonna stink up the cell, you better prison flush or you’re getting shanked.

-That poor nursing assistant might have died from the smell if I hadn’t prison flushed.

by SickCNA April 8, 2019

courtesy flush

A flush in the middle of the toilet-sitting process in order to reduce the aroma...usually performed on a "foreign throne" as a courtesy to the owner of said throne... in other words, to be polite and not stink up the host's crapper too much.

I gave a courtesy flush at the Smith's party because I didn't want to kill the next person to use the bathroom.

by peafarter January 4, 2003