A morning treat that is a great accompaniment to the Portuguese breakfast, the Foley Cannoli is a popular Sicilian treat sure to please your morning guest(s). It can be readily made by taking a pastry dough and wrapping it around your dick. You then proceed to stick it inside your lucky victim and fuck her for a hearty 10-15 minutes, long enough to get the juices absorbed into the dough. These add the essential flavors to your cannoli. When you're about to cum, you pull out and fill the inside of the dough with your man cream sauce. After, throw it in a pan with butter and let fry for several mintues. This should produce a delectable appetizer for two as your Portuguese breakfast cooks.
*If not served quickly, the shells will lose their crisp texture.
*If not served quickly, the shells will lose their crisp texture.
Dustin: Hey man it's like 4 in the afternoon! What happened to you last night?!?
Pete: I went over to Sara's room for the night. I thought I'd treat her to some breakfast in bed in morning.
Dustin: That's nice of you. Orange juice and pancakes?
Pete: No. A Portuguese breakfast with a Foley Cannoli on the side.
Dustin: Oh god. She's going to get a huge yeast infection. I'm going to go throw up now
Pete: I went over to Sara's room for the night. I thought I'd treat her to some breakfast in bed in morning.
Dustin: That's nice of you. Orange juice and pancakes?
Pete: No. A Portuguese breakfast with a Foley Cannoli on the side.
Dustin: Oh god. She's going to get a huge yeast infection. I'm going to go throw up now
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The Foley fumble is a two-part maneuver: While standing at the foot of the bed, having sex with a spread-eagle internet hook-up, you accidentally lose control of your bowels and drop a deuce on her bedroom floor. To correct this mistake, you quickly kick it under her bed before she can notice. You continue pumping away until you’re finished, then go home, leaving the log for her to find the next morning.
This move was pioneered by Christopher “Kidd Chris” Foley, popular radio show host.
Other names for this maneuver include the Syracuse Sneak, Sacramento Surprise, Loveland Log Roll, and Portland Pump & Dump.
This move was pioneered by Christopher “Kidd Chris” Foley, popular radio show host.
Other names for this maneuver include the Syracuse Sneak, Sacramento Surprise, Loveland Log Roll, and Portland Pump & Dump.
Wayne: “Last night I met this robust woman off AOL, and in the middle of giving it to her I pulled a Foley fumble.”
Lenny:”What in the blazing blue hell is that?!”
Wayne:”I shat on the floor, then kicked it under the bed. She never knew!”
Lenny:” So it’s like a fumble in the NFL, but in this case, you don’t want to end up with the brown object in the end.”
Lenny:”What in the blazing blue hell is that?!”
Wayne:”I shat on the floor, then kicked it under the bed. She never knew!”
Lenny:” So it’s like a fumble in the NFL, but in this case, you don’t want to end up with the brown object in the end.”
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An excuse often used by men as a justification for getting off to shockingly offensive pornography.
An excuse often used by men as a justification for getting off to shockingly offensive pornography.
Dude #1: Hey, check out this hot video of a gorilla doing a Cleveland Steamer on a nun.
Dude #2: that's sick!
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